incorrect-ego-quotes:

Dr. Iplier: you two seem kind of out of it today. what did you eat for breakfast?

Darkiplier: don’t be silly, what i ate this morning has nothing to do with my current state.

Dr. Iplier: Wil, what was your breakfast?

Wilford: M&M cereal.

Dr. Iplier: oh god, you see! that’s what i mean, i didn’t even know M&Ms made a cereal!

Wilford: they don’t, it’s just M&Ms in a bowl with milk.