incorrect-ego-quotes:

Googleplier: the Ed Edgar i know isn’t fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. i once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner.

Googleplier: Bing, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. it was unholy.

Googleplier: and then i asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and i quote, “It’s basically a smoothie.”

Bingiplier: i mean, technically… he’s not wrong?