dorkstache:

wilford: hey “markiplier” its me wilford warfstache the guy whos episode you fucked

bim: DID YOU REALLY THINK WE WERE GONNA FIND THE ILLUMINATI ON OUR TV SHOW?

wilford: we cant do EASY THINGS on our tv show! AND YOU WANT US TO DO A HARD ONE?

bim: THIS IS A DINGDONG GAMESHOW

wilford: youre a jerk person, mark

bim: hold on lemme look up Mark’s address in the yellowpages, oh it says here- a garbage can.

wilford: [grabs a pen and paper] lemme look up Mark’s phone number-

bim: Wilford’s gonna slam you here in a second

bim: LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP

jim: GET EM. GET EM, WILFORD.

wilford: [laughimg as he turns his paper to the camera and it just says “1-800-IFARTNOW”

jim: THATS RIGHT.

bim: EAT THAT SHIT, MARKIPLIER.