Month: September 2017

Head Scratches

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theterrorsofspacehumans:

You know when someone you trust comes and scratches your head and plays with your hair nicely and then you just turn into a limp noodle and fall asleep? What if the aliens didn’t know that? So here along comes Bloell and they notice that Human-Rachel has something stuck in their hair. So they come up and offer to get it out for Human-Rachel. Rachel complies and they move to a place where she can sit while Bloell removes the object. Couple of minutes late Rachel slumps over asleep in the chair. Cue alien panicking because the human shut off randomly.

Or imagine that a certain breed of aliens have a grooming ceremony of sorts, and it’s only polite if Human John were to join it. Not that he particularly wanted to, but he did because Human Jake made him. He’s not even quite sure what happens in the ceremony, and nearly screams when an alien scares the bejesus out of him as xhey go to groom John’s hair. That’s when Human John learns that grooming = cat-like tongue cleaning hair. He felt it rude to stop xhem, and the next thing he learned is that the feeling of a big cat alien grooming his hair makes him very, very sleepy.

thebootydiaries:

holytragedyqueen:

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garlandiana:

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pixie-pixel-land:

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wefangirlsdontcare:

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rainy-lyfe:

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allaboutthatbasscannon:

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imagineglitterballs:

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i love harry poter haha im such a nerd 🙂 dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

I am currently cringing at this.

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha 🙂 i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality 🙂 

I literally want to bite you

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! 🙂 i love 2 have fun

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

i love magic abra kadabra 🙂 just like when my dad left 🙂 life is an adventure

Oh my god, muggles these days.