magic-marvin-protection-patrol:

martinplier:

Jack Egos as Things My Friends Have Said:

Marvin: If you hear me scream two seconds in a row then that means Anti attacked me and you need to find me.

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Schneeplestein: No, it’s frozen ice!!! Not warm!
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Anti: I’m here, queer and ready to kill every fucking person in this entire goddamn school
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Jackieboy: If I saw a fight on the first floor I’d jump from here to stop it.

Schneeplestein: You’re in crutches

Jackieboy: Do you think these crutches will stop me from stopping crime???
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Robbie: Your thumb looks like a grape… Imma eat it.

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Chase: *throws a piece of trash at the trashcan like he’s playing basketball* did i maKE IT!?

Marvin: No

Chase: YOU’RE LYING TO ME

PFFFFFFFFFFFF