Little Humans are Odd thingy

esmeriandreamer:

So I was walking through my house today, and I accidently stubbed my toe hard against something on the ground. Like, really hard. I of course cursed, but bit through the pain because I had stuff to do. Ain’t nobody got time for a stubbed toe.

20 minutes later, I’m lying on my couch when I suddenly feel.. wetness on the toe I stubbed. I look, only to see a DEEP cut.

I WALKED AROUND WITH A BLOODY BLEEDING TOE FOR TWENTY MINUTES, BECAUSE I HAD “STUFF TO DO”. I DIDN’T FEEL THE PAIN BECAUSE “AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT”

It’s like soldiers that realize way later that they have been shot. Or a sprinter that FINALLY realizes their ankle is sprained.

Aliens would either be very concerned or very terrified about things like this.

Like, your human could discover a wound too late.

Or the humans you’re fighting are not fazed by a bullet wound because AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR PAIN-

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