I wonder if Aliens have movies like ours?
I say this as a make up artist I seen the process of you know people getting into Velociraptor suits, or how Harry from Harry and the hendersons was made.
The first Alien movie?
Makeup.
You have people making silicone heads that look so life like you would be shocked. There are so many practical effects that like you can tell when something is CGI vs something in makeup.
How about Aliens seeing our practical effect movies?
The movies like Alien or Jurassic park? Or Stranger Things? They can spit out the ones that are computer generated fine. They use that technology themselves for entertainment. But the movies where the creature was there??? That is harder to wrap their heads around..
“So… in the movie Alien vs. Predetor… you tell me those are humans…. in suits?”
“Yes.”
“And you did not really reanimate ancient giant creatures from your past?”
“Oh no. Those are robots…. except for the the velociraptors. Those are guys in suits.”
“And those people who were stabbed and killed?”
“Oh all fake. It was a fake blade and fake blood.”
Aliens just think humans are really good at mimicking. One even stares at a few of their speices for a few days takes pictures and suddenly one of their own is on their ship and mimicking their voices before laughing and Human stacy’s voice comes from the alien is it takes of their hand to show a smaller fleshy humans hand.
“I made myself look like you!!!!” She giggled as she shows off everything from the texture to the paint job but when you touch what should be hard skin it squishes a bit.
“Sorry Foam latex was perfect for holding it all together… alright give me like twenty minutes while I take this off… hey tell me when we swing by your planet next I want to see if I can fit in.” She said taking off her backpack and pulling out another head of their kind. But there is a split it then bar of the head showing white material….
A mask?
She smiles so naturally with their face on her before walking off gushing about the research she will beable to do.
Or they are attacked and they find one of their humans face down blood pooled around them.
The Pirates snort better the human dead as their ship mates anguish their human. As the captain turns there is a blast. The captain goes down and their human is on their knees smirking gun in hand shirt covered in blood.
“Sorry we humans have nine lives.” They growl seriously. It is a secret power we don’t like to share.“ The pirates abandon quickly as all the humans on board turn their guns on them unfearful.
Once they are safe and the old captain is disposed off the bloody human pulled off the dirty clothes to show themselves unharmed.
“Thanks for the fake blood!”
“You faked your death???”
“I wanted them to get close.”
Idk practical effects man we can trick each other with makeup why not aliens
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