me: i like wearing a hijab
some random man appearing out of the shadows, breathing heavily: um excuse me sweaty :)) i think maybe u dont know but u are oppressed 🙂 it oppress u 🙂 its an inanimate object? u fool!! *spit flying everywhere* u know nothing about ur own religion!!!!!! it is symbol of bad!! i learn this in my ninth grade english class so shut up ur hell mouth 🙂 it take ur rights sweatheart :)))) it kill people 🙂 when u sleep it strangle u 🙂 it came 2 my house and slapped me in front of my bare children :)) i googled femimesisnm once so i know 🙂 *reaches into fedora and pulls out a tank top* here sweaty, take this 🙂 u can thank me later, my poor sweat sweat little grape 🙂
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