baronfulmen:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

My wife did this to our Chihuahua. He yiped and collapsed and when he stood up one leg wasn’t working right. She called me in a panic and I said “he’s so overdramatic though, are you sure he’s really hurt?”

And she was annoyed because of course I hadn’t seen how he hit the ground or how he was shaking and how that poor leg kept folding up and making him almost fall over. So she said “I don’t think so, he can’t even stand right and…”

And just then there was a knock at the door and he bolted over there, barking and flipping out as always.  And then wandered off, totally fine, because he had forgotten that he was horribly injured for life.

Stupid dog.