baronfulmen:

professionalpeachhunk:

greatwhiteprivilege:

serbianslayer:

firefoxed:

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing

match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

The one on the motorcycle is a butch lesbian

Also to me a box of matches = volatile. Fire extinguisher = heroic. So if I’m picking an anthropomorphized item to date I know which one I’d go for.