it must be raining cats and dogs and lots of burnt bridges where you come from

zombie-frisk:

*The first is a meteorological phenomenon I have yet to witness. 
*And now that I am here.
*I never will.
*Yet I have heard many tales of it.
*The carnage must be of a traumatic amount.
*I cannot imagine being on the cleanup crew.
*I do not regret missing out on it.
*As for the second.
*Yes.