Chub Pup
At first I felt sorry for the dog, but then..
She’s perfect
He is too innocent for this world
I audibly gasped when the puppy looked into the camera
o-ohhh….. look…look at him…
“We arent sure yet”
“No more prawns lol”
“I don’t know but look how lucky we are to be alive to see it”
“Tell him thanks for me!”
“Break”
“I may be showing signs of my one-track mind”
“I just proved my autocorrect’s point”
“I’m here”
“Did you succeed in activating my card last night?”
“fuck you, I thought it was a good idea at the time”
Normally, people don’t start working until over a full week after the bar exam. So they probably don’t expect me to start until about the 10th or so. So they might just say start when you get back. But I just leave here at like 4 or 5 when I get off work. But idk if I’d be able to sorta set my hours to leave early.“
“Okay!”
“Yaaaassss 👉😎👉”
“No”
“Ok, well keep me posted.”
“If they find me dead you know who to blame.”
“check the group chat ;)”
On bus
“okay”
“Nah im 2 lazy”
Who you gonna pick
“Hey”
“ok I will fite u with a bad edit“
“oh wow”
“Do you ever feel like that you are blood-related to total dipcraps and ashamed?”
“Mimi doesn’t think its a porblem”
And Of course I misspell it!
you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone




