toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

pompadouche:

sirlightbulb:

Why are goosebumps called goosebumps

few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.

trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.

mrsolearysayswoof:

the-mage-of-life:

monobeartheater:

kaworushin:

i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life.

william sanford the science guy.

no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking post on the website you couldnt let the rest of us in blissful ignorance? you had to reach out to the fucking truth and throw it in our faces? fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL

WILL SAN THE SCIENCE MAN

adulthoodisokay:

copperscales:

adulthoodisokay:

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sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

science side of tumblr: please explain the red tulip?

Someone fucked up

Thank you science side.