mylifeisnothingbutyoutube:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

I am also a hufflepuff. hai fren

mrs-jamie-wellerstein:

writebastard:

aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more
Doris:

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

mylifeisnothingbutyoutube:

xfullcanvasx:

grotesque-insanity:

vulcan-science:

pitbulls-and-parolees:

speakforthepits:

Its always good to know what to do when your baby is in danger.

This could save lives

I had to do this twice for my dog and it saved his life. Please reblog.

I can’t scroll by this, my baby and every other puppy has got me so whipped

this was the scariest thing i have ever had to do

i had to do this when my little pug was choking on a marshmallow

jeza-red:

4poc4lyps3-v1s1on4ry:

deadmomjokes:

purrypixel:

princess-shatter:

dear-bunni:

robina-otaku:

eezybree:

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

I can totally live with that.

evilkillerpoptarts:

plantmandotexeretired:

haelroyale:

platformsandglitter:

princessvanee13:

breelandwalker:

deenadolly:

districtsugar:

doveclove:

niuniente:

muscovado-sugar:

xi-vi-xiv:

bme-and-wttc:

sherlysthougths:

justthefangirl:

timaeustestifieds:

nudiemuse:

recklesscloudz:

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

reblobbed

seriously have nothing to lose

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr – This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot.
BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

Amen

Reblobbed.

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. 🙂

Money money money

Might as well. Happy Friday!

I reblogged something like this and my mom gave me $100 in my Christmas stocking 🙂

Gimme moneeeey

Always reblog money posts. ALWAYS.

Coming into a fandom late

namirate:

forbiddendesire13:

markisexbang:

knightofbloodcancer:

thatcrazysonicchick:

hamboj2:

teaganvamp:

abh95:

it-is-bugs:

fanfic-yes-please:

eriplier:

illogicalvoid:

inverted-mind-inc:

sageblackrose95:

jupiter235:

not-so-secret-nerd:

nerdsagainstfandomracism:

my-reylo:

street-of-mercy:

dj-killer:

221books:

valerieparker:

baxtersaurus:

mishstiel:

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Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

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Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

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Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

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Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

This just gets better..

@mi-kleos

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

Fandom hell in general

Yes.

When you want to research everything about the fandom after you just joined

Being in a fandom that you want to force your friends into

stardustgalaxy:

afoxinwonderland:

redandblacktac:

xxkaibutsukoxx:

kittymewmyu:

askyourbestnightmare:

thecrystalfems:

iamanelemelon:

serperoir:

marcosclopezblog:

xeppeli:

ryu1964:

prpldragonart:

dajjthespoon:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

kridtsohgniarb:

lozchic3:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

gastrictank:

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

goodbye small fucker

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

Revenge is sweet.

goodbye small fucker

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

I love how every time I see this there’s a new addition

The saga continues

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…You IDIOTS.

The only version I will ever reblog is this one

Flowey no

no mercy small fucker

After all this time fighting, the little guy and his enemy realized that it was all pointless. Since the beginning, the hate for each other had only make them stronger but by accepting their differences and learning to respect each other, they realized that they don’t have to keep being rivals, but perhaps something else.

even if their relationship may have started badly, the strong bond between them will last forever, by helping each others with what they lack and learning to accept that even if people have difference it would only make a world a more interesting place to be c:

Just the happy ending I needed