zookeeperproblems:

sixpenceee:

I made a compilation of the all the creepy, crawlies of the world. From top to bottom, we have a melting scorpion, a predatory flatworm that is attacking an adorable snail, a katydid feasting on a cricket, a feasting comb jelly, a godforsaken sling-jaw wrasse, a snake eating bird eggs and an ogre-faced spider.

Some of these made my skin crawl!

I have some more creepy compilations on my blog. Check it out. 

You know you’re a zookeeper when at least one of these images made you smile with glee…

atinyqueersystem:

nikaalexandra:

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

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THIS IS TEAL

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THIS IS PERIWINKLE

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THIS IS AZURE

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 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

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WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

sissyhiyah:

suchanexquisitelie:

sparklyninjabot:

rainylayne:

biscuit-tornado:

beegoould:

thetrippytrip:

I’m the one in the middle

I love everything about this except the manbaby who left to get his poopy diaper changed

today on toxic masculinity theatre: a demonstration of why a subtle sneer and turning aside to drink your beer isn’t a good response to being on the kisscam

Honestly, this is just so good.

I watched this about 6 times and I’m not anywhere close to being done enjoying it yet.

The woman that can’t stop laughing makes my soul smile.

accio-feels:

craftty9192:

waterjemsss:

craftty9192:

waterjemsss:

me after I shop online 😭😭😭😭

not me because I use unidays 💁🏻

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unidays is a site where u can get discounts to stores like asos, sephora, microsoft, topshop and tons more!! you can sign up for free if you’re in uni or college

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AND i bought my first macbook using their discounts 

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Look I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but I use uni days and you legit get discounts on selected online shops. I use boohoo.com because I like the dresses (and cheap makeup/jewellery). If you’re a uni/college student, you sign up by typing in your student email and then you get the confirmation email. When you log onto unidays, it will give you a lot of websites that you can get discounts from and give you the code, then when you check out, you type the code in for the discounts and it’s done. Apple Store does do discounts for students.

how to grow the fuck up

monicaax3:

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