this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages
Oh??
Your move @specimen5echo
boom
Gotcha
You’d really take your own life just to be a human shield for that small fry?? Are you trying to call my bluff?????
Darn straight
Sigh… well consider yourself successful then.
I could never fire at someone so handsome…
Thank~
Bet u didnt see this!! coming
Apparently im dead now, lol. You win Goldie, I back off… But the other fish may not.
every time i’m sad i think about this post that a girl from my school made
you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion
That’s what they said
I love how many of them are praying
man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck
And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.
even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
😂
Wait but there are more!
Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard
SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE
HOLY WATER SLIDE
REPTILES ARE BACK
*REPLIES
[”The Boys are Back in Town” starts playing]
Employer: now your paperwork seems to be in order, but I think we need to address this thing you have written here at the bottom…it says you have 4 Internet girlfriends? this just cannot be true
Very cool man (me): *takes off sunglasses* that’s a typo. it should say 5
Employer: WHAT?! HOW?? sir how does C.E.O. sound?
I just love the dog in the background. Like yeaaah human woooooo
um the dog trying to do a handstand though? like everything about this gif is perfect.
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
classic













