On one of the recent sunny days, I watched a robin sunning itself. A catbird hopped over to see what it was up to. I thought the robin would fly away, but instead the catbird hopped next to it and dramatically opened its wings to catch the sun’s warmth too. It actually stayed like that for awhile. I’ve seen birds sunbathe, but not like that.
yall im fucking crying i had a dream last night that aliens came to earth and they were kinda real serious like vulcans and so obviously we were all serious too trying to impress them and it was all very civil and then they saluted their leader but their salute was a fucking dab and we all lost it and nearly started a fucking war
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
