Who is because-of-spidey?

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glaurungs:

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glaurungs:

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And why is my dash filled with his posts?

Same???? Who is because-of-spidey

Yes, who am I?

Probably a zombie or something idk

More like an alien don’t u think?

What did Spidey do tho

Everything.

Wait who are YOU

This post is taking two different directions

Well it has to.

Who is because-of-spidey?

glaurungs:

because-of-spidey:

save-antisepticeye-squad:

because-of-spidey:

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glaurungs:

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because-of-spidey:

glaurungs:

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And why is my dash filled with his posts?

Same???? Who is because-of-spidey

Yes, who am I?

Probably a zombie or something idk

More like an alien don’t u think?

What did Spidey do tho

Everything.

This post is getting better and better

Shush the adults are speaking.

But the question is : Are we mature adults?

What are we

We are nothing. Also no one on this site is mature.

Who is because-of-spidey?

glaurungs:

be-majestic-like-uncle-thorin:

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glaurungs:

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because-of-spidey:

glaurungs:

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And why is my dash filled with his posts?

Same???? Who is because-of-spidey

Yes, who am I?

Probably a zombie or something idk

More like an alien don’t u think?

What did Spidey do tho

Everything.

Wait who are YOU

WHO ARE YOU?!? Why are you here?!? 😨

Who is because-of-spidey?

because-of-spidey:

save-antisepticeye-squad:

glaurungs:

because-of-spidey:

save-antisepticeye-squad:

because-of-spidey:

glaurungs:

save-antisepticeye-squad:

And why is my dash filled with his posts?

Same???? Who is because-of-spidey

Yes, who am I?

Probably a zombie or something idk

More like an alien don’t u think?

What did Spidey do tho

Everything.

This post is getting better and better

Shush the adults are speaking.

paladin-official:

thecuckoohaslanded:

cn123017:

thecuckoohaslanded:

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I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

2000 pounds of Good Boy

you get me

I honestly expected like 5 notes, what HAPPENED here

More tags on this ridiculous post:

Wait, thats the 2nd biggest crocodile? Then what does the biggest one look like?

That would be Cassius, a very old Saltwater crocodile who is estimated to be around 114 years old and lives at Marineland Melanesia in Green Island, Australia.  His official measurement is 5.48 meters, which makes him the largest in captivity currently.  Because Utan is only slightly smaller and much younger, (only in his 50s), he will likely break Cassius’ record eventually.  But for now, Cassius holds the title:

He is NOT, however, either the largest crocodile ever captured in Australia OR the largest ever in captivity.

A slightly larger crocodile has been reported (though not yet comfirmed) to have been captured at 5.58 meters.

And while the famous Brutus of the Adelaide River was estimated to be just slightly larger than Cassius at 5.5m, he was driven out of his territory by a younger and even larger crocodile, who as a result has been given the name, The Dominator.  He is estimated to be just over 6m.

This is Brutus, with an appropriate caption:

It is believed that he lost that arm in a fight with a Bull Shark.  

The Bull Shark lost.

THIS is the crocodile who kicked him out.  The Dominator:

And that’s STILL not the biggest.  

The largest living crocodile ever reliably measured was Lolong, who for the 1.5 years between his capture and his death was the largest crocodile ever held in captivity, at a whopping 6.17 meters (20 feet 3 inches) and 1075 kg (2,370 lbs).  He had been feeding on both humans and very large livestock in the Bunawan creek in Agusan del Sur in the Philippines.  It took 100 people all night to drag him to shore during his capture.

And here’s why:

Also, to prevent credit from getting buried on a separate reblog, I have been informed that the above image of the crocodile with the cartoon eyes and halo was made by @rashkah!  (And it is wonderful and I would like to thank him for its existence, because it perfectly captures my feelings about terrifying giant primordial reptiles.)

@comet-ghost 

Today, I learned a new lesson: Crocs get HUGE

Split (Jacksepticeye+Egos AU) Part 2

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Hello! Again, I would like to thank everyone that is liking and reblogging this fanfic. Your support is priceless!

As per usual, I big thanks to @spiffanywolfe that is a constant support! Make sure to check out her theory, the one that made this fanfic possible, here and her fanfic here.

If you want to be tagged just drop me an ask or a note down bellow.

Prologue

Previous

Enjoy!

Also, my face claim for Dr. Billy Jacobs is the actress Sarah Paulson.

P.S – Did anyone noticed my hint of Markiplier and his Egos in the last chapter? No? Okay.

Trigger warnings: crude language; blood; death; psycological torture;

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Mr. Sky’s eyes were pitch black and the voice did not belong to that body.

“Anti!”

“Oh, I sure am.” A wide smirk appeared on the old man’s face. “You made a mistake down there, you know?”

Due to all the noise and commotion outside, none of the people in the group noticed the change of words between Anti and the doctor. Only two guards were with them, trying to contact someone to understand what was happening.

“Guar-” she started to scream, but was quickly interrupted when she felt him trying to break into her mind. The doctor tried to fight against Anti’s influence on her conscious, but ended up loosing. The old man’s body felled to the ground, and the rest of the people in the elevator started panicking around him.

“Now I’m comfortable! That old thing is easy to control, but not as fun as you.” said a voice inside her head. “I missed bein’ inside this pretty little head of yours.”

The woman tried to scream and call the attention of someone, but she was already a puppet under the glitch’s control.

“Now, you’re gonna do as I say.” he giggled in her head, and she could feel him taking the reins over her body. “Right, Billy girl?”

When her body moved, it wasn’t by her own free will. The doctor’s hand touched the elevator’s number pad at the same time that a volt of energy left her body. With a jolt, the machine started working again.

“Did you managed to contact somebody, yet?” – asked Anti, using her voice.

One of the guards, a young man in his thirties, turned to them.

“Not yet Dr. Jacobs, something is interfering with the radios.” He looked to Mr. Sky, still laying on the ground while being helped by his assistants, and then to the ceiling. “Something is wrong. Better be careful when we get out of here.”

“Oh, I’m sure they’re fine for now.” Said Anti with a smile, while getting closer to the young guard. “I can’t say the same about you, though.”

And then it happened. Too fast for everyone to even process it.

The doctor grabbed the army knife, that was on the guards hip, and stabbed him in the jugular. Blood gushed from the wound like in a horror movie. The other guard tried to react on time, but Anti was faster. His body hit the ground with a thud. The army knife deep in one of his orbits. Grabbing a fallen rifle, the woman turned to face the paralyzed group. The bodies started to fall as fast as the bullet shells.

In the end she was on her knees, shaking and covered in blood, while tears made trails down her cheeks.

She looked at herself in the elevator mirror.

“Why did you made me do this?”

“I did this because of the years of torture, of being locked in a box, studied like a fuckin’ animal! And you just watched, while my brothers and I suffered!”

The voice was now so loud that she thought her brain was going to explode.

“You could have stopped me, but you just watched, as this happened!” screamed the glitching voice inside her head. “You made your own choices and I’M in control now!”

Billy was now sobbing.

“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. Please, don’t make me kill more people! Please…”

“Oh Billy girl, I ain’t done with you yet.”

The elevator stopped with a *DING* at the same time they rose from the floor. The mixed voice of Anti and Billy sounded through a twisted bloody smile.

“Let the show begin.”

Chapter 2 is up!! Yay!! I know how long this took you to finish, so well done!

(I felt like this gif was appropriate, I don’t know why 😂)

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