Rape Can’t Be Consensual

00mystie:

googleplier-official:

ask-the-egos-rp:

Someone messaged me to do a role-play, while using “consent rape”, but that DOESN’T EXIST! You can’t rape someone and claim it to be consensual… It’s ridiculous! So to anyone who role-plays, consensual rape isn’t a thing. Don’t fall into their trap. Rape is rape. The definition of rape is non-consensual sexual intercourse! IT LITERALLY SAY IT’S NOT CONSENSUAL! I’m sorry for getting angry, but I won’t tolerate this. Do NOT advocate for “consensual rape”, it’s not a real thing, it’s a trap for you to role-play a rape scene. Thank you for reading this. Please take care.

This is important. I’m glad someone actually brought this up.

Please read this…because I will not answer these roleplays.

Humans could be space cats

aliens-think-we-are-weird:

I know a lot of the time we are considered space orcs or Australians

I love them

But like? Cats are weird, they are self domesticated and aren’t usually even considered ‘domesticated’ because most of the time they just walk into houses and the humans are like WELP ok. (How I got the cat currently on my lap)

But I laugh because some times these traits that are described in the tag sort of make me think of a cat and how you know cats can just be weird and humans don’t really know how to explain them???

So like imagine our humans just Being like cats to aliens. Like we just show up on ships or planets and we just start surviving.

The aliens just sort of…. allow it. It is for study purposes! Why go to a human territory when there is a human right there?

And humans as we are, we have this cool ability of assimilation. You know when you are learning a language and the best way you do is to go to a place and just surround yourself? Sort of force your brain to learn the language to survive? And if not we learn the social cues well enough to at least know what is going on.

But we also aren’t usually bad like residents. We are curious and adventurous. We like learning things and watching things work. We start to mimic their language and understand what noise means what and what a certain emotion looks like to them.

We are excellent hunters. We start figuring out how to kill what and what tastes good.

He happily learn their culture and get excited and bond with individuals.

We sort of just adopt into the culture.

We can still be dangerous and destructive but over all we are very independent in our actions and if we seek out others or go on our own it is in our own accord.

Some humans are shy, some are loud and talkative, some like interaction, some don’t.

It happens on ships and planets aliens don’t know how but sometimes you just Acquire a human.

They have weird behaviors you don’t always understand, sometimes they know and will tell you sometimes you have to look it up
Yourself but they don’t really understand you and are eager to learn or just don’t care. Sometimes your human is gone or they stay for as long as they live.

They are amazing crew mates and good friends, they come from their weird death planet and love to explore, sometimes you have to keep them on watch. Because they have no concern for safety. Sometimes they like to sit on the ship and watch controls.

Some are fluffy, or completely naked, or big or small, they have many different ‘races’ as the planet has called. The are strange creatures from their strange planet that can some how fit with with almost anyone in the universe, happy to just be accepted, some get assigned…. and the few crews that wake up to a distress call and squire a human…. or if on a crash a human lands on your planet…

Those stories have unique and special stories.

Concept: Egos at theme parks. Chase is all over the place (must be watched at all times), Marvin likes when there are shows for the kids and often volunteers to help out (read as: takes over whatever the show was meant to be to show off his magic), Jackaboyman (and Chase) LOVES roller coasters,he goes on them for the thrills (but always poses for kids), Shneeple likes when there’s science exhibits/shows, and Anti refuses to go unless it’s Halloween (Haunted houses are his favorite things ever.)

chase-brody-protection-squad:

YESS

also you can 100% catch chase at the arcades tryna win the biggest, fluffiest prize they have

~ mod b

-Robbie doesn’t really taste anything, if it smells okay then down the hatch. -He also drank vinegar at least once and didn’t notice until Marv said something -This is also one of the many ways Anti will pull a trick on Robbie -Speaking of Anti, that boy is really insecure but plays it off -His favorite cereal is Lucky Charms without a doubt

space-lesbo:

Give all of them all lucky charms- especially Anti he needs his cereal

Robbie eats everything but anything not human flesh can’t be digested by his tummy and so later he throws everything up XD please help the poor boi