colonel-william-protection-army:

ego-protection-squad:

boopymooplier:

teamseptipliershu:

gasp-strology:

WKM characters as the signs

Aries: Abe- Detective

Taurus: Jim- Jim

Gemini: Chef- Chef

Cancer: Jim- Camera Jim

Leo: Mark- Dead guy

Virgo: Benjamin- Butler

Libra: Little Buddy- Little Buddy

Scorpio: Damien- Mayor

Sagittarius: William- Colonel

Capricorn: George- Groundskeeper

Aquarius: You- District Attorney

Pisces: Celine- Seer

@boopymooplier

Ben? I wish xD

Ay I’m Damien

Im Will oml

IM GEORGE!

Do you think wiki would use his facts to annoy the other egos like “The modern perception of a vampire is a demon who is paler and usually wears formal attire. So by this definition dark is a vampire.” “Most people have a reason to drink. You’re reason is your a jerk.” Ect ect Or like he does it accidentally

space-lesbo:

Yeah he probably does this non stop to everyone.

“Fact: only .05% of the human population goes to space. By these statistics, you will never go to space”

Mark starts to cry

wealdandwold:

miqhael:

now go! enjoy your blogging free of worry and obligation. i will defend you and keep you safe from harm. *:・゚✧

{♚} saw this post and was inspired to draw this.

I always reblog this cos I know ppl who have anxiety around stuff like that who find this helpful (anxiety’s not always rational, & even ppl superinformed about how magic works etc can get nasty intrusive surges of shit from seeing those posts from time to time!)