“who killed markiplier” explains a lot about “a date with markiplier”. The chef becomes an insane murderer after experiencing traumatic events at markiplier manor. It also explains why Tyler works for him at his restaurant because they know each other and why he has more then 1 job because the butler needs to make more money since he lost his home at the manor. Also he knows about dark that’s why he warned mark and the viewer before they see the horror movie. Not only that it explains why your Chica, people theorized that dark pushes you out of your body and traps you in the mirror. Mark in Damian’s body moved out of the manor after the events and when he brought a dog home the viewer probably possessed Chica to escape.
Oooooo I like that idea, too! Alright so this’ll be an AU sort-of-thing where Jack/Jackieboy Man is from “Planet Bossatronia” and his arch-nemesis is Anti. Hope you like it~!
(And plz we need more love for our superhero boi since he has finally returned to us, after all!) …..
“P-Please..just l-let me go!”
“Awh, but where’s the fun in that, buddy?” The black and green demon sneered, pressing the blade of his sharp knife to your throat. He cackled as he watched you whimper and squirm in pain.
As he did, you could see his body start to physically glitch and twitch erratically. Least to say it was a horrifying sight to see, and a clear indication that this guy was anything but human.
And it made you all the more terrified of what else he was capable of doing.
‘Where’s Jack when I need him?!’
“L-Listen..” You stuttered as you tried to ignore the stinging pain and the feeling of the warm, red liquid trickling down your neck. “Wh-Whatever you w-want..y-you can have it. J-Just please d-don’t kill m-”
“Ya see…that’s the thing!” He growled. “I don’t want anything more than to hear ya scream~” A sly smirk appeared on his face as his eyes turned into two, black coals. “I relish in people’s fear..it makes me….stronger. And soon…I’ll be strong enough to defeat-!”
“Release them now, Antisepticeye!”
Anti’s smile faltered, and you gasped in surprise as you both looked over to see none other than Jackieboy Man himself. His arms were folded across his chest, and his eyes began to glow with bright, green energy. The green, floating eyeball of a sidekick, Super Sam, hovered next to him, glowering at their arch nemesis.
“J-Jackie..” You murmured, eyes wide.
This was the same man who defended your city from everyday crooks, evil monsters, and mad scientists. More often than not, you and everybody else thank him for all that he’s done.
However, he had saved you dozens of times in the past. It was almost as if he had a sixth sense, as he always arrived just in time to save you from the danger that you were in, regardless of where you were or what time of day it was.
The superhero’s gaze softened as he saw you. “It’s gonna be okay, [y/n]..I’ll get you away from this fiend. I promi-.”
“"Jackie”??” Anti hummed in curiosity, staring at him before glancing back at you. “That’s a cute lil’ nickname…it’s almost as if…” His grin widened. “You’re someone he really cares about~! If that’s the case, then…would ya mind tellin’ me somethin’ I don’t know?”
“N-No..” You whimpered, trying not to shake your head. “I-I don’t know a-anything about him! I-I swear!”
At your response Anti’s smile faltered.
“…..ya wanna know what I do to liars like you?”
Your face became drained of its color as he pulled the knife away from you, although Anti still had you pinned to the wall. The bloodied blade glinted in the dim streetlight as he raised it up and pointed it towards your face.
Squeezing your eyes shut, you prepared for the worst.
But before he could attack, he was shocked with a bolt of electricity, before being yanked away from you and thrown towards the opposite wall. You opened your eyes back up to see the demon groaning on the ground, although he quickly jumped to his feet and dodged a punch from Jackie.
As you witnessed the two fight each other, Sam flew over to you, forming a protective, green bubble around both of you.
Green, white, and black sparks began to fly all around, bouncing off the barrier and the brick walls of the dark alleyway. A couple of late night city-goers stopped for a brief moment to see what was happening, although they quickly ran away when they saw Anti–the demon who became infamous for terrorizing the city by giving them nightmares and sabotaging their electronics.
This was the first time you had ever seen him in the flesh….and you hoped to whatever god was out there that it’d be the last.
You gasped as you saw Anti slash Jackie across the face, dangerously close to his eyes, while simultaneously the latter struck the former where the sun didn’t shine with his knee, his leg surging with green energy.
They both staggered away from each other, huffing and puffing, clearly having exhausted each other out. Anti’s hostile expression soon faltered as he fell to his knees, holding his groin.
“Fuckin’..g-gah…y-ya really packed a punch there, Jackieboy..” He grunted in pain, wheezing out a chuckle as he glanced up at the hero, whose hands were covering his face. “Awh did I…s-strike somewhere too close to-?”
The only response he got was a swift kick to the face, knocking him out cold.
Seeing that the danger had passed, Sam dissipated the bubble, allowing you to stand up. He flew over to Anti and formed another bubble around him just in case he woke up.
You brushed the dirt from your jeans, before looking up to see that Jackie’s back was turned to you. But in his hands you noticed he was holding his blue mask, which had been torn in half during his fight.
“J-Jackie?”
The superhero tensed up. ‘No…no, no, no! I..I can’t let them find out who I am…’ He thought worriedly as he fumbled with the mask, thinking that it would somehow put itself back together.
When he felt a hand on his shoulder, he jumped, dropping the fabric pieces. “N-No! Don’t look!” He cried, burying his face back into his hands.
You blinked in confusion. “Jackie…it’s..it’s okay.”
But he shook his head. With a sigh, you tried to force him to turn around, but when he did he collapse to his knees. “I-I c-can’t…” His voice cracked as he spoke. “I-I can’t l-let you-”
“Woah hey..hey…” You sat down in front of him, trying to pry his hands away from his face. “Jackie..listen..it’s alright. I swear on my life I won’t reveal your identity to anyone…and no matter who you really are, I’m not gonna judge, okay? You can trust me…just as I’ve trusted you with my life dozen of times in the past.”
After several long moments of hesitation, Jackie came to the realization that he was gonna have to reveal the truth to you…but he only prayed that you wouldn’t be mad.
“O-Okay..” With a shuddering breath, he put his hands down, and your eyes widened in shock.
“Jack?! Y..You’re Jackieboy Man?”
He nodded, giving you a shaky smile. Although deep down…he knew that you were probably going to leave him, or run away screaming.
But, to his shock, instead of doing either of those things, you actually hugged him tightly.
“[Y/n]..?”
You pulled away, placing your hands on his shoulders. He tried to search your face for anything that indicated that you were angry with him..but he found nothing. Your expression was unreadable.
“Tell me.”
Jack blinked slowly. “Wh..What?”
“Tell me everything.” ………..
For what seemed like hours, you and Jack sat there in the alleyway. He told you everything about himself: how he was from the planet “Bossatronia”–which you thought was just a made-up planet your parents told you stories about during your childhood–, how he acquired his superpowers, how he met Sam….everything.
And while he did, Sam was guarding the still unconscious Anti, shocking him back into unconsciousness if he woke up.
After it was all said and done, you hugged Jack once more.
“You…aren’t mad at all?” He muttered in confusion, although he did return the embrace.
“Of course not…but..I just wish you would’ve told me about this sooner..”
“I know..” The hero sighed as he put his head on your shoulder, guilt creeping up in his throat. “…I’m sorry..”
“It’s okay,” you reassured him as you rubbed his back. “But I probably should’ve known from the start that the names “Jack” and “Jackieboy Man” seemed a little too similar.”
Jack chuckled lightly in response. “Yeah..it’s a dumb alias I came up with on the fly. I should change it to something like-”
“Nah, I think it’s a badass name.”
“You really think so?” He lifted his head up to stare at you with surprise.
You nodded, giving him a smile. “Yep. I say keep it. Now…after we take care of Anti there, we oughta head home and patch up that mask of yours. You gotta keep your identity hidden to everyone else, right?”
He blinked slowly, before glancing behind him to see his torn mask still on the ground. With a sigh, he reached over and collected the two pieces, gripping them tightly in his fingers.
For a few moments longer he stared at it, although eventually he looked back at you and nodded in agreement, his smile returning.
Since the last incident, we have relocated the camp. We sent out search parties in 8 directions in half a days walk to confirm that there are no Sidtara’s or any other predators in the area. It has since been confirmed safe. We have now started our vacation days. Some of the crew have gone to Berret, the closet major city to our location. Many stated that they tire of trees and leaves. Some were still worried of other attacks that may come from the Sidtara or other new predators. Many of the Humans have opted to camp outside of the exploration ship. Since we have confirmed the area is safe, we allowed it. They also insisted in making any food they caught or at least any food that was on the ship was cooked outside over an open flame. This confused many. Most foods are now premade and require very little work. The Humans agreed this is ok but this makes food bland over time and just depending how the meal is prepared will change to flavor of the food. We ate with the humans this night out of curiosity. The food was splendid and did have a new flavor that wasn’t there before.
After dinner, the humans insisted that ghost stories were a mandatory part of camping out. We found a lovely warm rock near the fire to listen to these mandatory ghost stories. One human told of an ancient ghost of a woman that was murdered here many years ago on this very night in this very location. Even though it seemed impossible to know this information, the story scared many of the crew, human or not, ourself included. After a few more ghost stories some humans started to tell childhood stories and why they joined SEAD. A few of the non human crew who had decided to try this camping also told their stories. It is apparently acceptable to ask someone about themselves around this camp fire as crewmember Kyle started to ask us various questions.
Kyle: Hey, Captain, What head do i to a need to speak to? Like, I don’t know which head to stare at when speaking to you so i often alternate or stare between them when speaking to you.
Captain: Your process works. It doesn’t really matter as long as you make sure we know you are talking to us
K: When you say us, what do you mean? Like what is your names? Everyone just calls you Captain but that seems so impersonal.
Captain: Well, We only have one name. Our name is Crootree. In your language, it directly translates into Miracle.
K: Wait, What? You only have one name?
C: Yes. Why would we need another?
K: Because you have two heads. That should mean two names.
We could see that there was another of my species within the crew. We could tell they were getting uncomfortable with the questions pointed at us but we were use to it. We continued with the conversation.
C: Even though we have two heads, we are one. We share information between the two heads, our thoughts are the same.
K: Woah, Wait again. So you are telling me that the minds are separate but connected?
C: *Shurgs* We guess. That is what we have been told by doctors
Other crewmembers soon started asking their questions, it seems that they have all been trying to not be rude as one human muttered. We figured that this was good to allow our crew to learn new information, we are science explorers after all.
Q1: So what does each head control?
C: Each head works together. One can write and the other read, both can write. both can read.
Q2: And you said the information is shared?
C: Yes, both minds learn at the same time. This made grade school and college easier.
Q3: Are there others like you?
C: Not really. Among my own people, We are unique. There has been others before me but they did not last long. Extremely few made it to childhood. We are the first to make it to adulthood.
Q4: You are the First? On out planet, it is rare and difficult but it does happen. It is called conjoined twins. Some can be separated even. Some are connected at the head and others at the hip. Depending on the situation determines if they can be separated. But you stated that the separate minds can work together in a way. This seems the most fascinating. When it happens with humans, they are connected only physically. The Minds are completely separate with different personality. They even argue.
C: Now this is interesting. Are they given different names for the different Heads?
Q4: Yes, Maybe that is what is creating the difference for you?
C: Well as a child, we were given one name but also addressed as plural by our parents. They did not know how to address us as a newborn since we were new. We knew we were special simply for our parents. We are an only child so to say but we are not our parent’s first born. There were others before us but we were the only to make it to birth alive. When we were first born, our parents thought that they or we were cursed. That they had another child doomed to expire. As we grew, they never showed this worry though. They showered us in love and appreciation. They never treated us separate beings. Maybe that is the difference between ourself and your species.
Q5: Your parent’s sound great. Now i am curious. Did they educate you at home or did they send you to the public or private school system?
C: We were sent to public school. That was a huge argument between them. My Father was very protective and wish to educate us himself. My Mother wished for us to go to school, deal with other children, make friends. She was not wanting to hide us away. It was not an easy decision but they ultimately decided public school would be best.
She never wanted us to feel unwanted or that we were a mistake or a monster. That did not help though. The other children were often not kind. They feared what they did not understand. They often said we cheated on tests and in school due to our two brains. We guess, in a way, they were correct in the long term. We learned that one head can continue to watch the teacher as the other took notes and had no delay in between the actions like others have. We can also write with both hands at the same time about different information. We were often bullied and beaten for being different. This made us strive for more. We heard that some of your motivation for joining SEAD was due to personal curiosity, the idea of exploration, and simply finding new information. We joined to understand us better. We did learn that we weren’t alone in our condition early on but we wanted to learn more that may help my species in the future. Maybe help children with the same condition in the future.
Q6: That’s great. It helps me understand how you became Captain, why you are Captain. Your parent’s must be so proud.
C: Yes, they would be.
We excused ourself for the night. We have much to think on. We have learned much from the crew the night and we believe they have learned form us. We may go to the Humans planet after this expedition for free study on their conjoined twins. It sounds like they may have a higher success rate compared to other species. One stated that most cases lived to adulthood. Maybe there is something that could be studied and brought back to our home planet. At the very least, we can learn why we think as one and they think separately, possibly help them join their minds.
I made this for Asexual Awareness Week in November, but it turned out to be a bigger project than I expected. O.O But better late than never!
Asexuals are often a misunderstood sexual orientation, and many feel lost and alone due to the sheer lack of information about it! It was so hard to find ANY scientific sources about it for my research paper last year, and it’s all but invisible in mainstream media. So I hope this sheds some light on the subject!
Aces, you are not alone! We are valid and beautiful!!
