colonel-william-protection-army:
Darkiplier: Will and I have that sort of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s s-
Wilford: sentences
Darkiplier: Please don’t interrupt me.I can see this happening
Aliens: Superheroes
So, you know how with Jurassic Park we sometimes say that the aliens think of it as history? Well, what about our live-action movies…with superheroes? What if they didn’t realize that they weren’t actually events?
“So, where does this Superman hide? I have tried to find his city and been unsuccessful. Also, I have not found the Batman City, or seen the Spider-man, or the Iron Man.” The Riichalkan let its tail swish back and forth as it excitedly held a map of the United States in its paws.
His human guide tried not to panic. “What? You…oh…you know about them?”
“Yes! They are amazing! How do they not crossover? I also love the Arrow and Supergirl and Flash! And the Agents of the Shield!”
His human guide was twitching. Forget the fact that this alien thought the heroes were real. He also didn’t realize that Marvel and DC heroes should not mix. Well, it would be interesting, but it shouldn’t happen.
“Which is your favorite hero, Sara?”
“I have three.” She answered, trying to figure out how to let him down easy.
“Which ones?”
“Wonder Woman, Captain America, and…okay it’s actually a third-place tie between Nightwing and Red Hood.”
“Is Red Hood not also a villain?”
“It’s complicated? Um, look…what was your name again?”
“Hieeekochonnassil.”
“Look, Sil, the heroes…are from different earths. They only come to this earth when we really need them. You know about the multiple earths, right?”
“Yes! I read about them in the documentaries of the Justice League!”
“Right, so you probably won’t see them here because they exist on another earth.”
“This makes all the sense!”
“Yeah! Cats!”
“What?”
colonel-william-protection-army:
Now watch me W.I.P (Pun from Hell)
Yes. Absolutely yes. As you can see.
Wafstache family, assemble!ok but yES
Googleplier: what do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?
Wilford: condoms.
Dr. Iplier: education.
The Host: laws that require every orphaned homeless kid to be adopted so that everyone have their own kids without producing more babies.
Ed Edgar: or we could just fly all the extra people to Mars.
Yandereplier: even better – the Hunger Games.
okay, jack, I gotta ask you… is any character development of jackieboy man in the South Park playthrough considered canon?
please. please answer. my theories need this.
Nah, I wouldn’t look too much into it 😛 I kind of just dressed up as him to add to the silly superhero vibe and give the series a little extra something
aww 😦
Jackieboy Man: nothing in life is free.
Marvin The Magician: love is free!
Chase Brody: adventure is free!
Dr. Schneeplestein: knowledge in free.
Anti: everything is free if you take it without paying.
magic-marvin-protection-patrol:
After 3 hours of tears and paint I finally did it! I made Marvins mask!!
The mask came out amazing and super pretty!!!! <3333
Darkiplier: Bing and that Chase Brody really should stop acting so friendly. both should be able to handle themselves relatively fine, and definitely shouldn’t be acting fairly ecstatic to speak with each other outside our offices–
Wilford, annoyed: oh my god Dark, they’re gay.
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yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types
Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?
Mark and Jack, looking at their separate groups of egos: i love these kids and would defend them with a plastic spoon but at the same time i would trade every single one for a KitKat.
