The fact that the sentence, ’ Jake rustled Jerry’s Jimmies by Joshing him about his Johnson in the John.’, makes any sense is remarkable.
English is such a fun language…so many different ways to make something completely unsexual seem totally sexual.
It’s kind of sexual, but not in the way many people think of when they think of sexual. He’s just making fun of his penis. Which isn’t nice. Don’t do that.
Gryffindor: *Makes the tallest sandwich there ever was and ends up making everyone watch them eat it. They are too proud to give up so they end up finishing the sandwich and spending their days at Madam Pomfreys because of food poisoning.*
Ravenclaw: *Makes the perfect sandwich, the perfect amount of ingredients the perfect size.*
Hehehehe…Seeing all of @magic-marvin-protection-patrol‘s posts lately inspired me to draw the Magic Man! He’s never gotten a picture all his own from me, so it’s about time, honestly. I’ve had specific cards in mind for all of the others since FOREVER and now I finally have a reason to write them all down! 😀
Jack and Signe: Jack of Diamonds and Queen of Clubs (because Jack deserves all the diamond play buttons and Signe’s got styyyyyle!)
Antisepticeye: Ace of Diamonds (Ace = A = Anti, so it was kind of obvious)
Jackieboy Man: King of Hearts (because the people of his city adore him)
Dr. Schneeplestein: Jack of Hearts (because he idolizes/is so close to Jack)
Chase Brody: King of Clubs (because he’s a funky clubber kind of guy)
Fancypants Jackstache (Dapper Jack): 10 of Clubs (because like Chase, he seems the type to frequent old-timey bars and play the piano or something)
I headcanon that Marv can use these cards to summon them if he needs help (or if he’s just bored and wants to get their attention when they’re all busy XD)
Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~
By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.
I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.
thank you so much for this comic imp.
Reminder: Body image does not equate to actual health.
