#5YearsOfJack

magic-marvin-protection-patrol:

starrsyoutuberblogthing:

septiceye-girl:

catsandr0ckmusic:

catsandr0ckmusic:

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Jack keeps thanking us for being such an amazing and supportive community. Honestly, that’s true. There might be some speed bumps in the way every once in a while but usually we get through them, together, as a big extended family. Jack says we’re so positive and try to lift others up instead of tearing each other down. I wanna spread more positivity in this community.

If you wanna participate, reblog this and tag 5-10 people who mean a lot to you in this community and tell something nice about them. You never know when someone needs your beautiful message at that exact moment.

I want you all to know that you mean a great deal to me but I can’t for the life of me remember all your @’s.

If you get tagged, continue the train of positivity!

@marielgum: Such a talented beautiful human being. I love seeing your edits and other posts on my dash. The few times I’ve chatted with you have been so nice. You seem like a super nice person 🙂 Keep doing your amazing work!

@viostormcaller: I remember Jack said that one of the best things he has heard is the fact that we have made new friends ‘cause of this community. You’ve become an amazing friend of mine. Thanks to Anti and screaming about theories 😛 It’s always so nice to chat with you.

@steffid101: I love the theories that I always find on your blog. Thank you for giving me few words of courage. I really needed them. I’ve always been insecure about my language skills. You seem so nice! 🙂

@wholesome-pasta: My fellow Finn here on Tumblr. It’s so nice to talk with you almost daily. You’re a sweet person and damn talented. Those drawings are so cooool. Thanks for helping me and listening to my stupid problems 😛

@painofbeingafinnishfangirl: Another Finn! We are gonna take over the world! 😛 Your Gifs and captions are always on point and it’s been super nice to talk with you! Lovely person! 🙂

@chase-brody-protection-squad: My favorite Protection Squad. Always quality content on that blog and you mods are so nice and welcoming! You’re doing an amazing job protecting our boi Chase. Keep up your amazing work!

@no-strings-puppet: I love your crazy and great theories and besides theorizing, you seem like a super cool and nice person! 🙂 One of my favorite theorists on Tumblr. Anti theories and memes and a nice personality. Could you ask for more? 😛 r

@ everyone in this community:

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I immediately went back and checked few @’s as I was sure I missed few who I really wanted to tag. Here we go again! I greatly apologize if I didn’t tag you.

@ego-protection-squad: I want you to know that goddamn you’re an amazing person and we love you here in this community. You’re so beautiful and I really like you humor! Keep it up! 🙂

@septiceye-girl: I absolutely love your edits and seeing you on my notifs and dash makes me so happy! Keep up the amazing work! 🙂

@hufflepufftrax: Your art is absolutely amazing and I love the theories you write. You look wonderful! 🙂 Keep being amazing!

@septicuniverse: I always see you in my notifs and it makes me so happy. I really love your blog! Keep it up! 🙂

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Aww, thank you! :3

Continuing the train of positivity:

@markired: Your edits and posts are absolutely AMAZING! I love seeing you on my dash and I’m surprised you even follow me XP

@littlesepticsam​: You’re an amazing, funny and talented person! Your edits are always so well made and I’m glad I get to call you my friend 😛

@catsandr0ckmusic (Yes, I’m tagging you in your own post, shush): You’re an amazing and awesome person! I love seeing you on my dash and in my notifs. Keep being you! :3

@septic101: I love seeing you on my dash and in my notifs. I know we don’t talk but you seem like a really cool person 😀

@irosl6: I love your gif edits and just your gifs just in general! Keep up the amazing work! 🙂

@marielgum: Your Anti edits are always so well done! And those edits where you mess up Jack’s face never fail to make me laugh XD

@ego-surveillance-squad -we messaged during the livestream a while back and you became my first kinda friend person that i reached out and actually started talking to. Sry if i was distracting you tho! But you’re important to me.

@colonel-william-protection-army -without you my youtuber blog wouldn’t even exist and i wouldn’t be anywhere close to active in the community. You are lovely and encouraging and thank you!

@magic-marvin-protection-patrol -YOU *points* are awesome!

Absolutely ALL the protection squad blogs! There are SO many of you all and you’re all amazing, beautiful people and i love you! (my glob i know i didn’t tag all of you I’M SORRY I’m at work but please tag yourself if I missed you, I know I missed a bunch)

@septicfandomprotection @anti-support-group @jackieboy-man-support-squad @schneeplestein-support-squad @chase-brody-protection-squad @robthezombie-support-squad

And we mustn’t forget the person who started everything @therealjacksepticeye. This community couldn’t exist without you and the world is a much more positive place and everything is just a little bit brighter and really just… thanks for giving us someone to rally behind and for being there during the bad times.

Thank you guys so much!!!❤❤❤✨✨✨

We wouldn’t be here without all of you!!! So thank you magical peeps for supporting us!!!

@martinplier @narutofoxlover @00mystie @bimiplier @asksomecoolkids

salansar:

Search for Humanity

Humanity. One of the biggest enigmas in our history. They disappeared into the memory of time leaving a giant hole where they once stood.

Their home world was lost in time that followed the great frenzy. A weaponized form of rabies virus created by the Rash’lic, an ancient enemy of the humans, was released into their biome. It was spread harmlessly by the humans through physical contact. When the virus was finally activated it drove the humans to a frothing, raging madness until their brains cooked in their skulls.

The council worlds, who had large populations of humans, were thrown into turmoil by the outbreak. It took only 10 years for the disease to sunder the majority of humanity. The council, now dealing with a crumbling supply chain and economy, turned their back on humanity to devote their resources to things they could salvage. In the following century humanity became a distant memory swept under the rug by peoples who wanted to forget their shame. Over the next 5 centuries humanity is almost reduced to myth… Until now.

I am writing this report from orbit around Sol 3. It took many years of searching dead ships and buried colonies to find the chart back to Earth.

When we arrived in orbit the planet had been almost completely reclaimed by nature. The once great human cities had crumbled to the ground leaving only a few steel skeletons dotting and eroding concrete paths marking the landscape. During our scans of the surface we found small energy signatures from old fission powered systems that had not burned out yet. Once we checked the atmosphere and got the green light we took a shuttle to the surface.

I must admit I was more excited about the expedition then I let on. To be the first sentient life on the home world of one of the most diverse species in the old council! I could barely control myself.

When set out to land on the continent of North America in the ruin of New York. After touchdown we immediately set up a defensive perimeter around the ship to protect from the legendary fauna of this planet.

We had been on the surface for a couple of Earth days before we realized we were not alone. After a group of us went to check one of the power signatures we came into a man made cave (I think they were called subways) when we were trapped. Both ends of the tunnel collapsed around our group. We began to panic when we heard a voice telling us to be silent. The part that grabbed my attention is it was said in the council tongue! Then my heart sank because I assumed pirates or slavers had set up camp here.

That was when the most extraordinary thing happened. A hatch opened above us and there was a human looking down at us! A human!!! I assumed I must have been hallucinating until the human female said again for us to be quiet.

We eventually complied. She asked what we were doing on their planet. One of the expedition members explained we were there looking for remanence of them. She responded crossly, “Why? The council already abandoned us when we needed them. What makes you think we want you here?”

I was deeply hurt by this remark. I had spent my entire life learning of the injustice done to humanity. Most of us here had. I tried to explain this but the woman just shook her head and dropped a rope down to us and walked away. Once we had climbed out of the tunnel we were escorted by the woman and three other humans to their settlement.

The humans were wearing garments that appeared to be hand made from old synthetic material and newer natural material. Their weapons however were outdated but fully functional gause rifles. They all seemed to be in good health despite their rugged appearance and two of the men were cleanly shaved.

When we reached the settlement we were told that it was a Doomsday shelter built when Humanity first went to war with the Rash’lic. The facility housed both cryogenicly frozen people and cloning technology in the case of an event such as the great frenzy. The system had been set up to keep these people in stasis until it seemed that humanity was no longer under threat then it would reanimate those frozen cryogenicly then they could complete the cloning process for all the others and be able to educate and raise the children.

That event took place 200 years ago and the humans had converted the facility into a small town. They had people farming and starting domesticating new livestock as well as hunters and foragers out collecting food and supplies.

When we were brought to their leader he explained that there were a few hundred of these facilities that were operational around the world with a total population of just over 2 million people.

When I asked if there was anything he needed he just smiled and said, “No, we survived our extinction without your help. We will retake our world without your help. Then when we are ready to claim the stars we will do it without your help.

“You are free to observe our progress but do not interfere. Humanity has a very large chip on its shoulder and we show the council what it has lost. We have already recovered from extinction once. Keep that in mind”

After this we were escorted back to our ship. We left the planet and then orbit soon after. Once we reported our findings fear spread across council space. There are still written records of what happened to the races who crossed humanity. The last thing the council needed was to get any more on the bad side of a race that seems to be impossible to exterminate. They decided to monitor humanity from a distance until further notice.

Octopus Eats Aquarium Employee’s Penis During Sex – Peplnews.com

inquisitivepoet:

elegantgothicoctopi:

punished-rainy-days:

commandercoldcuts:

yourunclejingo:

@commandercoldcuts

Here you go since you remarked on the weirdos that wanted to be fellated by giant freaky sea worms from hell.

I swear, if human beings as a species ever progressed to the point we meet intelligent extraterrestrials, the first thing we’d try to do is fuck them.

@elegantgothicoctopi

Please don’t dick the octopi 😦 for your safety and theirs.

“I knew he was into heavy metal music and weird satanic stuff but I didn’t know it was that bad,” added his mother in tears.

BIH WHAT?!

Octopus Eats Aquarium Employee’s Penis During Sex – Peplnews.com

fatherwithatypewriter:

sixpenceee:

A protective finish is applied to keep paintings safe from wear, but they will discolor as a result of time going by. About two hundred years ago, someone coated a 1618 oil portrait of an unknown lady with a thick layer of varnish and it wasn’t until recently that the true colors of the artwork were unearthed. Art expert and host of the BBC One show Fake or FortunePhilip Mould shared footage with his followers, revealing the careful removal of the protective varnish from the painting, and the transformation looks stunning. From here

I should have varnished my soul at birth.

When i first saw the video, it scared the crap out me, I thought it was going to destroy the painting