Sneaking out to spend time together.
Bingiplier: [throws rocks at Chase’s window]
Chase Brody, loudly: you have your phone for a reason, bruh!
[thump]
Chase Brody, finally opening up his window: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT THE WINDOW?!
The Colonel: okay so i admit some mistakes were made
The Detective: murder. some murders were made.
Dr. Schneeplestein: what did you do?
Jackieboy Man: alright, i’ll tell you but you can’t be mad at me.
Dr. Schneeplestein: what. did. you. do?
Jackieboy Man: okay, first, i was minding my own business–
Dr. Schneeplestein: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT
Jackieboy Man: I WAS
Never talk to me or my 42 trees again
it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.
evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.
maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.
so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.
This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims
I have found one of Wilford’s lilttle pics when he was a kid u wanna see ;O?
Y E S
LAPPY NO
LAPPY YES
…….This sounds particularly intruiging, the Host thinks Lappy should go ahead…..💜
Noooooo everyones against meeeeeeeeeeeee!!
I, too, would like to see! Sounds like perfect blackmail~
I wanna see!!
o͕͡o͙o̶͖̖̼̜̦̤̪h̜̰̝͖̬ ҉̮̯ͅỊ̦͢ ͔̲̩̙w͕o̸̙̮u͙̥͓̱̺ĺ̩̰̱̜̻͍̪d̘͎̱̪̲ ̱̜͡l҉͇̪̫̱̬i̫̼̪͔̟͇k͙̲̘͙̦̣͓̀e̸ ̜͖͖͙͓̹̼̕t̪̹o̧͇̫̼̺͓̣ ̩͔s͖̳̥̣̻̝ͅe̸̦̘è̦.̡͈
psssssssst
the-survival-hunters-companions:
jacksepticeye-protection-squad:
- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
- () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
- * = just delete your tumblr already
- æ = Post a picture of yourself
- $ = You’re awesome
- # = I love your blog
- @ = You’re beautiful
- + = i hate you.
- % = You’re ugly
- ❤ = I want to fuck you
- & = I wish we were close
- ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
- ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ! = You inspire me
Send stuff please! ^-^
I swear I’ll do some Angus stuff tomorrow
Wilford: i can be a little dramatic when i’m mad, no biggie.
Darkiplier: no biggie? Wil, you literally started to scream in frustration and then threw yourself on the floor.
Darkiplier: you stayed there for a good ten minutes and then got up like nothing happened.
Wilford: i said i was a little dramatic, didn’t i?
Dr. Schneeplestein, at Anti’s door: open up.
Anti: as a child i was abandoned by my parents and that’s probably the source of my anger and frustation.
Dr. Schneeplestein: i meant the door, but alright.
People that get invested in fiction and examine fictional lore need to learn how to tell the difference between which lore is actually important to the series and which lore is an excuse for something.
If Dwarven women are capable of growing beards, but have cultural reasons not to, that is an excuse that they made not to give them beards.
If a female character can only wear skimpy clothing for some given reason, that is an excuse to sexualize her.
If an organization can only be populated men, that is often an excuse to not have to create female characters.
Its all made up. It isn’t a foundation of the universe that they can’t control. They wrote it to be like that.
the audio on this could kill an elderly person
This is like that lifehack video with the folding cube
2̶͇̯͚͎̮̩̮̫͈̤̦͚̳̼̲̳͚͉͈̐ͪͦ̒̆ͮ̌͑̿͂́ͤ͗ͫͪͭ͒̊ͫ̀͟0̵̵̢̬̮̘͈͖͙͔̦̺̼̥͇̟͐͊̈̃ͬͩͩ̏̾͆̾̿͋̉ͬ̓ͮ͛̀̚͢ͅ ̃̾͋̒̑ͤ͛̅ͦ̀̅ͬͩͬ͆͐͌͑̂҉̴҉̵͔͕͓̗̺͈̲̳̙̗͍̙̞̙̤͎ͅM̧̓̋̆̓̈̏̄̔ͥ̿͐͒̚͝͏͎̣̮̖͓͇̳̻̣̹͎̤͇̤ͅIͯͥ͋͡͝҉̹͉̦̻̞̗̙͇̩̠̣̰̙̲̫N̡̹̠̗̭̝̙͇̺̳͖͇̘̰͈̻̾́ͪ͌ͨ̃ͬ́ͦ̔ͧ̍̀͋ͫ̌̈͟͜͡U̎̉̈́͋ͭ̿ͧ͗͆̚͏̸̷̙͉̺̫͔̺̖̹͎̞̗̟͇̦̭̻͈̠Ţ͐̐̈̐̓̍̃͊͆ͭͯ͑͗̄͂҉̝͔͈̬̞̯͎̙ͅEͫ̈́͛ͤ̌͌ͮ͆ͬͭ̄̒͊͂͒͏͏̸͍̝̜̺̼̜͝Ş̮̙͓͇͉̩͍̤̼̙́͛͋̎̓ͯ̉̆̌̐̾̚̚͘͞ ̢̭̞͕͓̞̠̲͍̣͇͉̄̂̾͛̊̇̆ͪ̎ͤ͂͟L͂̆̑̐͌̋ͩ̈́͏̯̟̹̙̞̠̥͖̤̣̀͠͠ͅͅȀ̷̸̢̡͕͉̮̣̱͈͈̺͉̲̦͙̟̲͈ͩ́ͣͅͅŢ̪̤͖̹̬͙̖̦̜̘̮̮̑̇̃̿̂̓̍ͮͮ̆́̊ͦͬͨ̌ͩͬ͜E̐̽͊̽҉̵̣͔̳̪̘̖̮͝R̢͚͇̼̩̲̮͇͓̻͍͙̓ͬͮ̍ͬ͐ͯ̒̅̍̍̕͟͡
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