Schneep overhears the duo snickering to themselves once he steps out tho and, once he puts the pieces together, he yells “YOU MOTHERFUCKERS” and Anti and Chase make a break for it while cackling the entire time, Schneep cursing them out in German while chasing them with a towel around his waist, his hair dripping wet while also partially in his face as he’s chasing them. (2/3)
Poor Robbie is just watching them go back and forth throughout the house, wondering why Schneep isn’t wearing pants – or a shirt for that matter. (3/3)
I LOVE ALL OF THIS SO MUCH LMAO
This made me think of that scene in Him Alone 2 when Kevin recorded his uncle singing in the shower XD OMG Chase would totally have been like Kevin when he was a kid!
Anti wakes with a sick feeling in his stomach. Something is off about this morning. He looks over to JJ’s bed and realizes he’s gone already. Normally, Anti would disregard this as normal, but today, he feels something wrong. So he glitches to the kitchen, where his other brothers sit and eat.
Chase is the first one to look up, “Anti! You’re joining us for breakfast?”
Anti cautiously nods, maybe JJ is still in the shower. Marvin hands Anti a plate, smiling almost cautiously. Jackieboy watches Anti closely. Anti gets food and glitches to the table to sit. His brothers jump a little as he does. He sits down, and tries to ignore them eyeing him nonchalantly.
“So,” Marvin says, “What brings you out this morning? Usually you don’t eat with us unless you’re up to something.” Chase kicks him under the table, and Marvin exclaims, “Ow!”
Anti twitches nervously, “I’m not really sure. I woke up anxious this morning. Like something is wrong. Maybe I just had a bad dream I can’t remember.”
Chase nods and smiles a bit through a mouthful of food, “Maybe so.”
After a while, however, JJ still hasn’t emerged. Anti is not even the first to say something.
“Is JJ still in bed?” Jackieboy asks, “Usually he’s up by now.” His tone seems almost accusatory, but Anti’s mind is already racing.
“I thought he would be out here, and then I thought maybe he was in the shower.” Anti twitches faster.
“No,” Marvin says, “Henrik is still in his morning shower. He’s just starting hour two.”
Anti glitches from the table to his room, and the door soon busts open with his ego brothers rushing in. In his morning haze, Anti didn’t even notice the clean white envelope with the perfect cursive reading “Septic Egos”.
Anti rips open the envelope, and out drops a golden monocle. JJ’s monocle. Inside there is a letter that reads,
It’s easy to get the one that can’t scream for help.
sure why not! one of my favorite headcanons that @antisepticdark and i have is that whenever anti’s feeling down, he’ll hide in jack’s computer. and jack typically pulls up a notepad on his computer and types out messages for anti to respond to so they can talk, but without the pressure of being face to face. and it actually helps anti out immensely and jack feels better knowing that anti’s happy again.
