Netta sometimes get very peculiar visitors at her tiny hut in the middle of the woods, but she tries to care for all of them. Even if they’re a little unnerving.
Illustration I painted in early 2017 (originally posted in my patreon).
Summary: Wilford Warfstache, famous serial killer, adulterer, madman, has been found innocent by reason of insanity. He probably would have been better off in prison.
Summary: Wilford Warfstache, famous serial killer, adulterer, madman, has been found innocent by reason of insanity. He probably would have been better off in prison.
He actually gets into the festive spirit, he’s got a hat, a sweater, a scarf that he probably stole from Schneeplestein, skeleton gloves (which were probably Chases’ at one point) cause why the hell not, he’s over he lookin cozy as hell
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year is looped, but not because it’s a lovely holiday jam. It’s cause it’s the perfect song to be playing while he’s raising hell
He’s just like frolicking in a circle or something, but he like manages to deck all the egos in the face while doing so
Chase was probably stabbed
He suddenly develops this skill to cook and makes something for the other egos and they seem surprised/touched. Maybe he isn’t so bad?
Nope. He literally takes the food over to the bin and drops it in staring at them dead in the eye with that Smile™
Tries catching the others under the mistletoe just to get an attempt to stab them or something
Again it was probably Chase who was stabbed
Decorations that took a long time to set up? He’s probably gonna set them on fire at some point cause why the hell not?
Even after all hell has been let loose and everybody is just about ready to gang up on him he manages to sort of turn things around because he actually has gifts to give to the others. Don’t ask where he got them from tho…
Chase probably gets bandages and a new snap back
Schneep gets some new medical tools
Jackieboy Man probably gets a mask that actually fits him
He got Dapper a snazzy new bowtie and pocket watch
Marvin gets a brand new cape and magic set
Then there’s Robbie who gets one of his missing limbs back
Turns out all of the egos pitched in to get Anti a new knife set which they’ll probably regret later.
The event was unexplained in 1960. But today, we know that it was a heatburst. It is a phenomenon that causes extreme winds, a dramatic rise in temperature and a rapid drop in humidity. It happens when air transported high in the atmosphere by a thunderstorm comes crashing back to earth in a downdraft. Most downdrafts are cool in nature, cooled by evaporating rain. But in a heatburst, there is no rain, and the air heats rapidly by compression, rises at 5.5 degrees F as it descends. The air can warm by over 100 degrees F. It rushes outward when it strikes the ground, much as any downburst. Most result in a 20 degree F rise in temperature. The Kopperl downburst was an extreme event, one of the worst heatbursts ever recorded. [x]
At this point I just assume every story on tumblr is fake but I reblog it anyway because who cares we’re all dying and who am I to deprive myself of a tepid chortle
