gay-son-of-a-pastor:

shoptiludropdead:

muffinsandmatriarchy:

m00nqueer:

ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

SO

MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY.
(And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD.
LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll.
Pride.

please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™

gay history

Hey Fin, I had a weird dream. It was basically a battle between the Septic and Iplier egos, and everyone was fighting and it was gorey as hell, but then I noticed that Darkiplier and Antisepticeye weren’t there, until I was suddenly teleported to a different battleground and me and Dark taunted each other. It then turned into an epic battle, with me fighting Dark. Except… it wasn’t me. I could feel the glitches and adrenaline. At some point I glitched so hard I woke up with a sudden jerk.

fear-is-nameless:

…. You……..

YOU WERE ANTI?!?

…. First off, that’s an awesome dream o.o second, the way it transpired and ended where/ how it did is AWESOME, third…..

You were Anti himself. I hope this isn’t some realistic deeper meaning we can all relate to.

kellyplier:

I’m Everywhere: an Antisepticeye theory

Way back in October when we were all wondering if Anti would make a comeback this year, I made a post that finished with the words “I’m ready for a good scare, Anti. Do your worst”. And I’ve seen people encouraging Jack when they see these tiny hints he’s leaving– first the glitchy thumbnail, then the Anti voice in Heartbound, then replying to a post in Zalgo, then the shirt he’s wearing in his Instagram story.

Now I’m wondering just how afraid we should be of him, and that’s partly because of what we saw with Dapper.

Don’t get me wrong– I fell in love with Dapper almost instantly, and I’ll protect him as best I can until the end of my days. But ever since Jack and Robin were cheeky and put that little Anti bit at the end of the compilation today, I’ve been having some more thoughts on our favorite dapper-duder, and I think I’ve cracked some unanswered questions about him in the process.

There’s a reason Jack never gave him a name, and why he has yet to confirm or deny that this character is a real “ego” of his.

That reason has everything to do with Anti, and it shows just how cruel our favorite little glitch b*tch really is.

What he did was a show of his power. He demonstrated just how much stronger he’s getting, just how far he can reach and how quickly he can reach it.

He was trying to convey to us that no one is safe from him. He showed us firsthand how easy it is for him to invade someone now– even the youngest of potential egos, and someone we’d come to love.

What struck me about this was that we’ve seen him do this more than once before. First it was Jack himself, but then Schneeplestein was targeted, too.

But this time there was something different. This didn’t have the typical Anti buildup like we’ve seen before.

A tiny open wound was all it took for him to start weaving his puppet strings into Dapper, and it only took him a matter of five seconds to finish the job. (Dapper cut himself at 5:21, and Anti started appearing at 5:26.)

This, to me, is terrifying progress. It took him pretty much an entire month for Jack, and Schneep took about 15-20 minutes.

And what kind of hurts me is that we are the ones fueling him. He gains strength from our ideas and he uses that strength to tie his puppet strings around people we love.

What I’m trying to figure out is… how the hell do we stop him?

He is right about one thing– we just watch these things happen. We don’t actively try to do anything to prevent him. He’s getting impatient with us for not taking him seriously, asking us things like “If you want him back so badly, why don’t you save him?”

Dapper was vulnerable, and Anti took advantage of that.

But I think something important to note here is that he hasn’t really gone for the same person more than once. What he did in Jack’s intro for PAX was just a repossession into a body he’s already been in, not a full-on takeover. Then he probably got bored and started making some new puppets to work with– Schneeplestein and Dapper.

He’s spreading.

As for why I think Jack never gave Dapper a proper name?

He didn’t want us to get too attached to him. Anti was already more attached.

And we didn’t listen.

So now that Anti has a hold on both older egos and new, with free reign over time at his disposal, I have a feeling that he’ll keep going after them until every little part of Seán is his. (Who do I think is next? My money’s on Jackieboy Man, what with all this attention he’s been getting lately in the South Park playthroughs.)

In all seriousness… I’m not guiltless of getting excited when I see hints at Anti, but I think a lot of us are forgetting that this he’s not exactly harmless.

But I guess we’ll have to wait and see… so until then, remember, that’s JUST a theory– A LAME THEORY!

magic-marvin-protection-patrol:

schneepledidntdeservethis:

On the first day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
A large knife to wave around angrily

On the second day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the third day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the fourth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the fifth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the sixth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the seventh day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the eighth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the ninth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Nine pairs of ripped jeans
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the tenth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Ten Dappers glitching
Nine pairs of ripped jeans
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the eleventh day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Eleven edgy gauges
Ten Dappers glitching
Nine pairs of ripped jeans
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

On the twelfth day of Glitchmas
My Anti gave to me
Twelve million fans a-burning
Eleven edgy gauges
Ten Dappers glitching
Nine pairs of ripped jeans
Eight Survival hunters
Seven Grayson’s blooming
Six jackaboy capes
FIVE SEPTIC EEYES
Four of Marvin’s spell books
Three of Chase’s kids
Two Shneeples crying
And a large knife to wave around angrily

*bows*

Beautiful :’) ✨✨✨

NICE!

Wilford pole dancing for Dark and spinning way too fast on the pole, losing his grip, flying off of the pole and smacking into the wall. Dark dragging his stupid ass to the clinic whilst the thoroughly concussed Will tries to flirt with him Later that night Will is cuddled up with Dark kissing his head better while calling him an idiot but with ~affection~ bc goddamn Will can be stupid but he loves him

markired:

lmao just dr iplier scolding the both of them for being so reckless

but you know wilford absolutely relishes all the attention and snuggles with him tightly and doesn’t let him go and probably falls asleep on his chest just listening to dark’s heartbeat. 💕

If Anti came back for Christmas, can we call him…

booperdoopcr:

fear-is-nameless:

northeast-artist98:

lum1natrix:

no-strings-puppet:

sansisnotonfire:

no-strings-puppet:

Santi?

Santipocalypse?

I’ll show myself out.

GLITCHMAS

APPROVED.

dashing through cyberspace
with a knife in his hands
he has a nasty plan
for 17 million fans

YOU’RE A MEAN ONE,
MR. GLITCH
YOU REALLY LIKE
SHARP THINGS MADE OF STEEL

Oh the videos may be glitchin’,

and the community is all on fire,

but as long as we stay together-

Let it glitch! Let it glitch! Let it glitch!

(x)You better watch out

You Better Watch OuT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OU-