elusive-suggestions:

bigmouthlass:

the-life-of-trash-aka-adrian:

gothmollyweasley:

appetitusinvictus:

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

Buddy system, y’all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

always rb

nkfloofiepoof:

ibiprofen:

sophianwa:

alexbelvocal:

kimreesesdaughter:

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

In Jesus name Amen 🙏🏾

I claim it this will happen to me 

🙌🏾

and so mote it be

Well a comic about Damien and the District Attorney would be really interesting, since we were also really a really dear friend to him in and out of college. Maybe Dark, for reasons I can’t think of, goes back to the Manor and is immediately separated from Damien and Celine, against its will. Damien, being the emotional boy he is, finds us in the mirror still and is just so heartbroken at what we were reduced to. Hugs ensue and tears. Even Celine is filled with guilt. GOTTA HAVE THAT ANGST

:

Dude 

you’re really good at this

I can imagine Chase being put in charge of baking dessert for the Christmas party, but burns down the oven on accident

fear-is-nameless:

antisilverstorm:

fear-is-nameless:

I want to know what each SepticEgo is doing during a Christmas party now. Chase bad at cooking with the oven? Yes xD

Marvin is decorating. Magic Christmas lights that hang in the air, heck yeah. He’s also trying to keep Chase from burning down the house and actual produce something edible.

Jackie is in charge of trying to keep Robbie out of the kitchen. It’s a job that requires his full attention.

Schneep is just laying on the floor, singing Christmas songs. He may be slightly intoxicated.

Jameson is dancing, being very careful not to step on Schneep. He is a very good dancer, and very light on his feet. His favorite song is “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” and he has very careful signed for it to be played no less than seven times.

Anti is trying to sneak Jack’s wrapped body under the tree

GAAAAAAH this is so sweet and awesome!! 😀 I love it-

….

Wait what was that last line?