incorrect-ego-quotes:

Anti: that’s your will?

Chase Brody: [nods]

Anti: you need that many pages to say ‘give my stuff to my kids?’

Chase Brody: it’s a complicated legal document!

Anti: it doesn’t have to be. i’ve had the same will since i was eight years old.

Anti, handing over his will: upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.

Chase Brody: …what are these weird symbols?

Anti: the man who kills me will know.

incorrect-ego-quotes:

Yandereplier, sleepover voice: are you awake?

Bim, sleepover reply voice: yeah.

Googleplier, regretful sleepover voice: you guys, shh!

The Host, confused sleepover voice: what is the meaning of life?

Jim Twins, annoyed sleepover voice: dude shut up.

King Of The Squirrels, sleepover host voice: you guys, be quiet! Dark’s gonna hear us.

Bingiplier, tapping on the window: you kids wanna buy some drugs?

What if the Jim Twins treated Dark like a paranormal entity: like Jim: -with a Ouija board- “Speak to us, Demon!” Dark: “It’s 2:30 in the morning, go to bed you dumbass.” Jim Twins: -loosing their shit-

incorrect-ego-quotes:

LMAOOOO

the jim twins sneaking into dark and wilford’s apartment, their camera out and recording as they make the climb up.

“HELLO JIM, IM CLIMBING UP THIS UNCOMFORTABLE TREE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION: ARE GHOSTS AND DEMONS REAL?” he huffs as the two get through the bedroom window. dark sleeping soundly in bed, wearing a red sleeping mask and black robe. snoring gently as the two whisper.

“we are now going to set up the game board of demons–”

“its a ouija board, jim!!”

“hey!! i’m the oldest, what i call it is what it is!!”

“the oldest?! by what, 2 minutes–”

“shut your mouth unless you want me to call on the spirit of Grandma Jim!!”

jim twin #2 grows silent, not wanting to have what happened last time they summoned her to happen.

“we, with no rude interruptions, can commence the ritual.” jim twin #1 sets up the game and crouches over the board – which is really just a scrap of paper with letters and numbers on it. the planchette is a red solo cup with the top cut off. his twin brother zooming in on him and the sleeping figure of dark.

“this demon has been terrorizing us for too long as we want answers.” jim twin #1 whispers as the camera pans back over to dark, who cuddles his blanket closer to him.

“demon!! i call upon you, what do you want from is jims?! why have you forsaken us?!”

“ask it why it wont give us sunday off from work–”

“IM GETTING THERE JIM.” jim twin #1 explodes, dark sitting up in his sleep and struggling to fight his own sleeping mask off.

“what the hell?! it’s 2 in the morning–wil? is that you?!” dark yells, annoyed and groggy.

“RUN JIM, SAVE YOURSELF – WE HAVE AWAKEN THE DEMON THAT TERRORIZES US.”

dark snaps the mask off and turns on the lamp nearby, seeing a frantic jim gathering up the “ouija board”

“YOU IDIOTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!”

jim jumps out the window with his twin brother, frantically shouting into the mic in his hand, “OUR DEAR VIEWERS, WE HAVE ANSWERED THE QUESTION. GHOSTS AND DEMONS ARE REAL AND THEY ARE CHASING US. RUN AND HIDE JIM!! RUUUUUN!!”

the next day at the egos’ meeting is awkward. the jim twins bruised from the fall they took after running away. dark making up a new rule for the egos: No Paranormal Investigations Of Any Kind.

…the jim twins break the rule a few days later after being convinced the host is a ghost.

“HIS NAME RHYMES WITH THE WORD JIM, WE /HAVE TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS/.”