Wilford: name one thing i’ve failed at?
Darkiplier: would you like to see the list?
Darkiplier: [unrolls a list so long other egos start tripping on it]
nayx:
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
In 1968, AT&T added the * and # buttons phone keypads just because they could. The buttons had no purpose at first, but AT&T figured someone would find a use for them.
We messed up. We’re sorry, and we’re not rolling out the fees change. – The Patreon Blog
Rejoice. They fucking heard.
This is why we speak up on bullshit.
GUYS THIS IS HUGE NEWS!!
We messed up. We’re sorry, and we’re not rolling out the fees change. – The Patreon Blog
i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read
If someone voice acts these I swear to god I’ll make a goofy comic to with the audio
police: we have you surrounded. there’s nowhere to run. put your hands in the air slowly
me: …………kaaaaaaaaaaaaa………meeeeeeeeeee………
police: oh FUCK! ALL UNITS RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!!!!!
I am forever grateful for this blooper haha drunk Jack is kinda adorable 😛
(from “Bloopers & Outtakes #4″)
“…Good. Remember who your master is. I turn you on, I give you power.” ummm Jack who gave you permission to make me blush for a second there?
– Mod Lily
colonel-william-protection-army:
Good boy
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS
Peekaboo I see you! 👀
(From: Bloopers & Outtakes #4)
