somewhere out there the jim twins are sobbing and in tears because they now have to wait a whole year for their favorite holiday to come back around again.
its finally december 26
jim twins, sobbing and hiccupping as they walk into the office: CHRISTMAS IS…OOOOOVER
darkiplier: why are you in my office?! go to your own–
jim twins, stomping their feet and crying: NO MORE FESTIVE SONGS OR DECORATED TREES….OR…OR – PRESENTS BY THE FIREPLAAAAAACE
darkiplier, trying to push the sobbing pair out: i don’t care!! leave my office and annoy wilf–
jim twins, hugging dark in a crushing hug as they sob into his shoulder: AND…AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT 365 DAYS UNTIL WE CAN HAVE JOY AND LOVE AND CHRISTMAS CHEEEEEER
darkiplier, glitching out: i. abhor. you. two.
Bingiplier: dude, do not pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the people he sleeps with.
Wilford: i have one. it’s called my marriage license.
Wilford and Darkiplier: [high five]
Anti: i think the loser should have some kind of penalty.
Jackieboy Man: hasn’t life already penalized you enough?
[Dr. Schneeplestein sprays Jackieboy Man with a water bottle]
Dr. Schneeplestein: that’s for being mean.
Jackieboy Man: it was worth it.
which egos go into a busy target and blast lil pump on the speakers and risk getting arrested for a dumb youtube video
I’m torn between saying Bing or Wilford would do this, but honestly the two of them are chaotic disasters waiting to happen so I say both
Bing sits in the cart with a bluetooth speaker on full blast, while Wilford pushes the cart through every aisle trying to avoid cashiers chasing after them saying “SIRS YOU NEED TO EXIT THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY OR WE’LL BE FORCED TO CALL THE COPS”
this….is exactly what would fuckin’ happen oh my goD
hi again! happy holidays, and merry christmas to those who celebrate it. sorry if its a bit wonky did it a bit last minute but here it is anyway,,, enjoy~!
Celine: you can trust me.
The Mayor: i don’t even trust the way you just now said i could trust you.
Darkiplier: Ed, do you like money?
Ed Edgar: ¥£$
Jim Twins, singing: we don’t need no education!
Dr. Iplier: …yes, you do. you just used a double negative.
Bingiplier: i can’t wait to see the inside of Google’s house. i’m gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Dr. Iplier: i bet it’s really fancy. like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Darkiplier: no, it’s probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he’s on sleep mode.
Dr. Schneeplestein: Jackieboy, keep an eye on Anti today. he’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Jackieboy Man: sure, i’d love to see Anti get punched!
Dr. Schneeplestein: try again
Jackieboy Man, disappointed: i will stop Anti from getting punched.
Dr. Schneeplestein: correct!
