Hello yes, I was gone for five seconds from tumblr and would like to know where the fRICKETY FRACK SECRETMARKIPLIER CAME FROM AND WHAT IT EVEN IS AND WHAT IS GOING ON i am a confused bean and I need answers

colonel-william-protection-army:

asecretmarkiplier:

colonel-william-protection-army:

asecretmarkiplier:

colonel-william-protection-army:

asecretmarkiplier:

colonel-william-protection-army:

SO SOMEONE MADE A POST ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED A TAG THAT MARK DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SO WE COULD POST ABOUT HIM BEHIND HIS BACK, BUT HE FOUND THE POST AND CREATED A “SECRET TAG” FOR US TO POST ON. EVENTUALLY SEVERY “SECRET MARKIPLIER” ACCOUNTS HAVE POPPED UP BUT I SUSPECT ONE OF THEM TO BE A CERTAIN SHORT AND SADISTIC CHICKEN NUGGET AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

It’s me guys, I’ll come clean.

I DEMAND PROOF.

See yes it’s me The Real Markiplier.

How did we not see it before???? MARK YOU MOLDY BISCUIT

(the American ones not British what kind of people are you for naming a cookie a busciut?? How do you put gravy on cookies??? Nasty… I say that and my dad’s from England god dammit now I’m the moldy biscuit)

I know right? It’s all the biscuits and gravy I eat.

@mayor-damien-protection-squad I’VE FOUND OUR SHORT ABOMINATION OF A BREADSTICK!!!!

squigglydigglydoo:

so there are a lot of great things about 90′s Ghost Rider but my favorite by far is the 1993 Christmas special where he terrifies the living daylights out of a businessman and feels so bad about it that he goes to talk to the guy’s employer to make sure he’s earning a fair wage in proper working conditions

and then shows up at the guy’s house for Christmas and actually says the words “FA LA LA” and this is not a hallucination

mswyrr:

artbymoga:

I saw this tweet and really needed to share it.

No offense to Oprah, but people work their entire lives to build a resume and set of skills in public service. Billionaire celebrities, no matter how much i like them, shouldn’t get to leap over all that effort and experience. It’s a hard job, the hardest job in the world if you’re doing it right, it requires experience.

robbycop:

glumshoe:

One of my favorite tropes is “Villain Decay”. It’s not a redemption or reformation – the character themself doesn’t necessarily change morally or behaviorally, but the as the stakes become higher and more serious antagonists are introduced, the original villain seems harmless and friendly in comparison.