zookeeperproblems:

tinysaurus-rex:

tinysaurus-rex:

tinysaurus-rex:

tinysaurus-rex:

there was this ladybug on my desk and i know ladybugs often die of dehydration during winter so I set a cheerio soaked in almond milk in front of him and he crawled on top of it and he loves it

update: he’s going in

cheerio was hanging out by the grit today so I gave him some water 🙂

This made me think of when keepers take on odd tiny wild pets in our areas. I’ve known of barn sparrows who got a little pile of feed or wild anoles who got extra crickets. It’s the little things ❤

Fluff headcanons? Of anyone really? Please? – 5’1

narutofoxlover:

asrisartarena:

I’m gonna go with Anti, since I’m working on a drawing of him rn!

  • Anti shows the most affection to Robbie.
  • He cried the first time Chase’s kids called him “Uncle Anti”.
  • He also cried when Robbie first said “I love you” to him.
  • He has nicknames for almost everyone (i.e. “Robster” for Robbie, “Colgate” for Schneep, “Bazooka” for Wilford, etc.), and he has fun coming up with them.
  • Whenever Angus comes over to visit, Anti likes to roughhouse with him and wrestle with him and play fight bc he’s one of the only egos that can even somewhat match up with Anti’s levels of roughhousing. They both enjoy it a lot, though, and they always use it as a way to bond and catch up with each other.
  • He’s actually a really good singer, but will only willingly sing in front of other people if he’s intoxicated. 
  • He’s also really good at singing lullabies, but the only person he’s sang lullabies to is Robbie.
  • When Anti’s in a really good mood, alone in his room, and blasting music, he’ll dance like a goofball with a big grin on his face.
  • He treasures every picture Robbie and Chase’s kids make for him, and he either puts them up on his wall or keeps them in a box in his closet.
  • He has a huge sweet tooth, especially for soda. His favorite kind is root beer floats, and he always makes an orange cream float for Robbie whenever he makes them.
  • Anti’s surprisingly ticklish (especially his sides), and the only one who knows of this is Robbie, and that’s bc he found out on accident.

Huh, your Anti actually has a few similarities to mine. Cool! XD

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

marypsue:

hopelesslehane:

ladyeternal178:

saladmander:

ok but like when did self-sacrifice become synonymous with death? writers seem to have forgotten that people can make personal sacrifices for the greater good without giving their lives. plots about self-sacrifice and selflessness don’t always have to end in death. suffering doesn’t have to be mourning. you can create drama and emotional depth on your show without killing everyone. learn to explore the meaning of living rather than dying

Death. Is. NOT. The. Only. Way. To. Advance. The. Narrative.

Fun things to sacrifice for your loved ones in your free time that don’t include death and actually set up for a whole new season of high level drama:

– humanity (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre)
– memories (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre)
– love for that special someone (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre)
– emotions (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre)
– rank/position/
– yourself/your brain/your skills (give yourself over to bad guys and become their brainwashed agent so your loved ones live)
– years of bloody ruthless traditions to make way for peace (hi lexa and fuck jroth tbh)
– freedom (includes that of speech/mind/will)
– your grandpa’s fortune
– hell even material possessions have that girl sacrifice her goddamn house so they can pay off her gf’s student loans or whatever juST STOP KILLING CHARACTERS TO FURTHER YOUR PLOT

Other things to sacrifice:

– your most sought-after goal

– a strongly-held belief or conviction

– your own chance at happiness

other fun things to sacrifice:

-a finger
-an eye
-10-20 years of your life
-some of your vitality or dexterity
-your ability to magically see in the dark
-your proficiency in battle axes
-your good looks
-your memory of the man who killed your wife
-everything but your head

sanders-sides-safety-squad:

marginmaster87:

sanders-sides-safety-squad:

fandomsandanythingelse:

darude-sanderstorm:

ts-random-pictures:

introverted-slytherin-of-history:

angelaspacesout:

introverted-slytherin-of-history:

ts-random-pictures:

Logan: OH SHIII I’M LATE FOR SCHOOL

Logan: …oh wait I’m 27. *lays back down*

Logan: *shoots back up* I’M THE TEACHER

Patton: OH SHIIII I’M LATE FOR WORK!!

Patton: Oh wait I’m the stay at home dad *lays back down*

Patton: *shoots back up* I HAVE TO DRIVE THE KIDS TO SCHOOL!!!

Virgil: OH SHII I’M LATE FOR… nothing?

Virgil: Stupid anxiety *lays back down*

Virgil: Wait where’s Roman?

Virgil: *shoots back up* hIS PLAY

Roman: oH SHIT I’M LATE FOR THE PLAY!!!

Roman: Oh wait it isn’t until Monday *lays back down*

Roman: *shoots back up* TODAY IS MONDAY!!!

Thomas: I HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO

Thomas: …wait the sides can do it. *lays back down*

Thomas: *shoots back up* I AM THE SIDES

Bless this post.

Every once in a while this shows up on my dash again and it never ceases to make me smile

This is freaking perfect!

Deceit: THOMAS IS DOING A SIDES VIDEO

Deceit: oh wait, I’m not a side *lays back down*

Deceit: *shoots back up* MY DRAMATIC REVEAL

It got better!

zookeeperproblems:

bettsplendens:

tastefullyoffensive:

“Why can’t I eat you!” [video]

@why-animals-do-the-thing @zoologicallyobsessed @zookeeperproblems

This is really interesting. The hawk is clearly targeting the pictures of the rabbits, not just the paper. Could it be that they can’t clearly tell the difference between 2D images and 3D objects? 

I would say the hawk at least understand that something resembles a prey item. I’m not sure about the 2D vs 3D idea however

Anti but with literal canine teeth. Like if he smiles with his teeth (which i imagine is rare bc in the animal world it’s like baring your teeth, and anti knows) his canines will pop out from the lip. It sucks, and he had to get them sanded down once. And they’re like fuckin beaver teeth, where they never stop growing and he has to chew on things alot.

iamvegorott:

My brain went to fluff for some reason.


Anti smiles with his lips closed and if he’s laughing, he’ll put his hand over his mouth. No one’s really thought anything of it, it was just something he did. It wasn’t until one day when Bim got on Anti’s nerves that they learned why he usually hides his teeth. 

Fangs.

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[Mob anon] [Google: I am curious. What do you think is the saddest word ever?] [The Host: Never. Never will I see the light of day. Never will I see beauty again. Never will I be the same. Never is the saddest word.] [Google: Interesting. I assumed it would be death or darkness for you mortals.] [Wilford: I disagree! I think the saddest word is Almost.] [The Host: Why?] [Wilford: I was almost good enough, they almost survived, I almost had the motivation to get out of bed, we almost made it.. ]

colonel-william-protection-army:

darkwarf:

DGFGDFGFFD not only is this deep but it’s a good reflection on both of their characters. also imagine:

google: what about you dark?
dark: wish
dark: i wish we were happy, i wish you were better, i wish i was dead…those would be my examples.

fear-is-nameless:

rogue-of-broken-time:

aquilacalvitium:

aquilacalvitium:

originofthedragonage:

markiplitessepticeyes:

hufflepufftrax:

aquilacalvitium:

lucimorningstar812:

nightmarewolf133:

hufflepufftrax:

fandomtastic023:

aquilacalvitium:

aquilacalvitium:

*inhale*

SCOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MR. CAWTHON WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!

*shoots out of bed* WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCKER FUCK CAWTHON WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING STOP THIS NOW!!!

I’m not deep into the FNAF fandom but even I know this is some grade A shenanigans from Scott Cawthon!

uhm excuse me wHAT

SCOTT WHY?!
I can already hear MatPat screaming in his recording cupboard

Can someone photoshop Matpat onto this?

@aquilacalvitium

Is this ok?

WAIT WHAT WHERE IS THIS WHAT IS GOING ON

I had a nightmare about this just the other night it CANNOT be a coincidence!

Okay but that picture you used could not be more relevant.

DING DONG HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

LEFTY’S THERE TOO NOW, NEXT TO PUPPET. 

AND FUNTIME FREDDY IS STILL MISSING 

HECK

DA FUDGE

WHY SCOTT WHY

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WHY