every cat exists on a sliding scale of ‘unit’ to ‘goblin’ with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being on the extreme yet opposite ends of the spectrum
shoutout to @archangelpng for creating & submitting this explosive take
…you aren’t far off from how cat breeders actually categorize cats
ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted
#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted
roomba company, please make this happen
I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room.
It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.
A thought on why Anti didn’t had his typical appearance. No gestures, no wild glitching, monologue and knife.
He didn’t knew that he was filmed.
He was not purposely on camera. He was being scary not to intimidate us but jack/chase. This time we saw how he really looks like. The real madness.
It seems like he can change his appearance a bit. From green camera glitch to red-i will-murder-you-and-your-whole-family-glitch.
I think this was the scariest way we have ever seen him. And that’s because he was in front of a possible victim of his. Someone he can actually hurt and not just intimidate like us. He was having fun.
Ohhhh, that’s such an awesome idea! He doesn’t know we’re watching, so he’s not trying to put on a show for us. If this is how he actually is, I’m loving it!
I love all my dads. Dapper dad, Survivor dad, Glitch dad, Cool dad, Doctor dad, Hero dad, Magic dad, and Zombie dad!
I might digitize all of them at some point, but i dunno.
Noogies and head ruffles are the best way to show affection when you’re someone like Anti tbh lmao.
I also personally think Robbie’s the shortest ego out of the bunch, and he’s also the scrawniest bc, well, he’s a zombie, and Anti likes to use that to his advantage and playfully mess around with Robbie a lot. 💜🖤💚
(Also please click on the image for better quality since Tumblr made it all blurry.)
“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.
“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.
