“Chase is the actual definition of sunshine and he deserves all the appreciation.”
*pauses to wipe away tears*
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.”
*drops microphone like a badass*
CHASE BRODY CAN DIE!
WE DON’T START THIS AGAIN SIR GHOSTIE
CHASE CAN TOTALLY DIE! 100%
Kas, honey, stahp!!
Heh
KAS N O
#killchase2k18
Now now, Kasper. Are we thinking of the same Chase Brody?…
The easily most humanly possible of all Jack’s egos Chase Brody?
The literally named himself for the fact that he knows he’s nothing special Chase Brody?
The got so lost in his YouTube persona that by the time he had real problems he didn’t know how to react outside of that character Chase Brody?
The got so much into a caricature of himself that his family left him Chase Brody?
The clinically depressed for 100% valid reasons that resonated with so many real people Chase Brody?
The put on a brave face and hide your personal life for the sake of keeping up the act, even for a friend Chase Brody?
The has no one and nothing left to turn to except for alcohol Chase Brody?
The literally the saddest smile in the world Chase Brody?
The already failed to kill himself Chase Brody?
Kasper… I hate to rain on your parade, but there’s a reason why “Chase Brody lives”. It’s because he’s strong enough to keep fighting, whether he believes it himself or not.
So, please, enlighten me:
Why would you want him dead?
(I didn’t mean this to roast you or anything, Kasper, I’ve just been meaning to sort my thoughts out about why his character is so important, and, well, this post triggered my trap card.)
He can still die. I shall always hold him in distaste. He’s way too annoying to me.
KASPER I’M GOING TO PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU.
I mean, you can try? It’s gonna be a little hard… ghost
CHASE BRODY DESERVES THE FUCKING WORLD AND TO FUCKING RECOVER AND LIVE
FUCKING FIGHT ME IF YOU THINK HE SHOULD DIE
I WON’T HESITATE, BITCHES
I want to fight those people
Chase deserves to live!
He really does!!
Nah, Chase can die.
Anti deserves the world, Fuck Chase Brody.
Listen I love Chase Brody with my whole heart but
There’s one thing we never talk about
The drive by shooting he did 😉😉
He’s on Youtube. Youtubers like him would do ANYTHING for views. Look at what happened at the beginning of this year. He’s no different from any of these people who would go to extremes for shock value and views.
It’s been nearly a week since Exiles; by this time his body would have started to decompose, as seen in the glazed over eyes, as well as his nerves and muscles giving away to make him slump to a side. The figure (in the back in the last photo) must have found Jack, checked to see if he was dead (moving his body to slump in the opposite direction), and closed his eyes, as most people do when someone is dead.
That would make sense. This reminds me of ddlc, when Yuri kills herself and you can see her decomposing. It’s a way to show how time is progressing (from day to night to day again) Her eyes are starting to get dull and glaze.
Gen z culture is having long distance relationships over the internet but not telling your parents because they don’t trust phones. Of course gen z doesn’t either but we’re too suicidal to care at this point.
“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”
If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.
game devs take note
What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.
because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.
So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???
Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”
I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)
It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman.
Do you think he occasionally turns up to the office Halloween party wearing a really shitty Batman costume?
