nicloetje:

angeliic-runes:

give-my-regards-to-broadway:

blossite:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

*drops the mic*

Also who gets paid less to begin with?

WHOMP THERE IT IS

angryschnauzer:

musicalninja:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

tygermama:

byebyeskylark:

glynnisi:

captainevans:

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

friendly reminder Chris did most of his stunts bc the stunt guys couldn’t move like him.

“One thing we found, too, is Chris can run very fast. He also has a very unique run. It’s almost a dancer’s run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didn’t have the same dynamics or the way he moves. He had to end up doing most of his running.”

“What we also found, is that we had gymnasts come in to do things, and Chris could do the same stuff that they could do, but it would look like Chris Evans. When the body doubles or the gymnasts or the runners did it, it just didn’t look like him. He has such a unique way of moving, and he could pretty much do all of his own physical stuff that wasn’t dangerous. Like this shot right here, we had a gymnast do this, and Chris actually ended up doing it better. That’s Chris here. He hops up on a tank and over a 12-foot wall. It looks effortless but it’s not that easy!”

“Chris worked his butt off for four months doing gymnastics and stunt training so in a scene like this he could go toe-to-toe with Georges St-Pierre and make it look really credible. Once the helmet comes off, 95% of that is Chris, except obviously for that massive aerial kick that he does. I think he did a fantastic job.”

gifs and commentary (blu-ray) above from @sherloques Rehearsal above from @dailymarvel

The really cool thing about Chris Evans is that he’s a super talented, athletic guy. He retains things amazingly well. I mean, I’m blown away. I can show him a 15-punch fight two times, and he’s got it. – Thomas Harper, Stunt Coordinator, CATWS

gifs & commentary from @bealeeve-me

gifs from @aguaman 

you would not believe your abs

yt-memes:

alldogsarebetterthanpeople:

yt-memes:

tinysidestrashcaptain:

sanders-trash-4ever:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

romanasanders:

royallyanxious:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

milomeepit:

schmergo:

if 23 Roman stabs 

It took me several seconds to realise this was about the Ides of March.

I was sitting here trying to figure out who Roman Sanders stabbed 23 times.

Congratulations, Thomas. You overrode my History Nerd Mode.

No its about roman he stabbed deceit

with his samurai sword

23 times

And then he ran into my samurai sword

He ran into my samurai sword

23 TIMES!

@fluidityandgiggles

*virgil pops up from nowhere*

HE HAD IT COMING

Bless this whole post

This post is a disaster

Patton: Roman! There is a dead snake (Deciet) in our house!

Roman: oh, hey! How did he get here?

Patton: Roman what did you do?

Roman: what, this? I didn’t do this!

Patton: explained what happened, Roman!

Roman: I don’t kill people. That is- that is my least favorite thing to do!

Patton: tell me what happened before I got home.

Roman: okay, so I was sitting in my room, reading a book, and well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him… And I uh, I stabbed twenty three times in the chest with my sword.

Patton: rooooommmaaaannn that kills people!

Roman: oh- oh gosh! I didn’t know that

Patton: how could you not know that?!

Roman: Yea I’m in the wrong here.i suck.

OMG YOU MADE A LLAMAS WITH HATS VERSION!!!?? I LOVE YOU!!!