“Just as sailors shared legends of lovely fish-people, spacefarers reported sightings of “starmaids,” whose beautiful forms tapered into comet tails. It was a convenient way to explain the whispers they heard from outside the hull, and an excuse to avoid sleeping near the windows.”
-QuietPineTrees
Aliens have mythology that mirror ours, or aliens are part of our mythology
even the fucking 2bit bad guy’s dragon has really cool texture detail and design
and when compared to how textured and detailed toothless is, makes this look even worse.
like feminization of her aside, it just looks bad in general, she looks like she was made by some b-rated studio trying their hand at computer animation for the first time. SHE LOOKS LIKE A NOODLE?! LOOK AT THIS?!?!?!?!
she looks like she was designed by a small production studio that doesnt have the budget for shading nevermind rendering detail texture, not by a big studio like dreamworks in a huge franchise like httyd.
its LAZY. it looksLAZY, it feelsLAZY. ok sure shes sparkly but why couldnt they have leaned into that, make her looks sharp and pointy like ice crystals or diamonds, make her look like shes pretty to look at but deadly to touch. or if you want to make her looks sleek, make her look snake like, make her look like shes too quick to catch, or too slippery to touch. i dont want this noodle with wings.
Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm*
Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory”
Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all”
Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm”
*cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out*
Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show”
Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way"
Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”
(legitimate trigger warning for suicide threats and the like)
in a small departure from our usual content, we wanted to just give our followers a heads up in case any of you ever happen to deal with “autumn anon” – aka
yellowninjaleopard. the only reason we found it relevant to do so is because we’ve noticed her targeting other blogs now, and we fear for what will come of the kindness of those bloggers (particularly if they happen to be young and ill equipped to deal with emotional blackmail).
this should go without saying, but don’t harass autumn anon. don’t be a dick. just ignore, or at the very least be wary. it seems that autumn anon is a girl in her teens, so please take that into consideration.
we’ve dubbed her “autumn anon” because she constantly spams us with asks about her oc, autumn (and occasionally, her oc, jasmine). as she was on anon, we made a public post asking her kindly to stop spamming our inbox, which you can see here. as a result, we received a disproportionate response, in which she tried to guilt trip us. we’ve tried blocking her over and over and over, but she finds a way to evade our blocks and continues her crusade on our inbox.
here’s a very small glimpse of some of the asks we’ve received from her since those previously linked posts:
beyond that, she keeps coming to my streams to harass me and anyone else just trying to watch in peace.
she constantly makes new guest accounts to evade bans.
we convinced her to make a tumblr account so that she could post to her blog instead of spamming us, but she just did both instead.
we tried ignoring her for months, then we asked her to stop, then we started an open dialogue hoping to convince her to stop, and nothing worked. now we are back to trying to ignore her, and it’s at the point where we’re receiving stuff like this for not responding:
autumn anon (aka yellowninjaleopard aka leah) also does this thing where she rps having a twin sister called laura. laura is her excuse to be malicious and cruel to people while taking zero responsibility, saying everything is laura’s fault.
also, she’s threatening to make a murder-suicide pact with her alter ego “laura.”
i wish i was kidding.
so we thought if we just ignored her for long enough, she’d go away, but things are progressively getting worse and worse.
she told us about her youtube conversations, which proved she’s been harassing someone who hasn’t responded to her for at least eight months. eight months. she claimed she was this person’s best friend because they rp’d in youtube comments sometimes. that person has since vanished off youtube and no longer uploads videos.
it’s bad enough that autumn anon is still uploading videos asking about the “best friend” in the descriptions.
may 13, 2018.
normally we wouldn’t care too much what a teenager does with her spare time, but to say autumn anon is persistent would be an understatement. she lies, she guilt trips, she manipulates.
she threatens to kill herself if you don’t reply to her.
if you refuse to accommodate her, she’ll accuse you of putting her in the hospital because of “stress fever.”
if you ignore her for any length of time, she’ll repeatedly send messages which get progressively more distressing. what we’ve shown above barely scratches the surface.
we were going to keep this all to ourselves, until we noticed that she has started contacting other content creators. we’re concerned she will contact people who are susceptible to emotional manipulation or suicide mentions.
nobody deserves to have this kind of stuff thrown in their face over and over.
what you choose to do with this information is ultimately up to you. just be wary, and don’t give in to her threats and the fact that she holds herself hostage. this is manipulation. this is cruel. this is completely without any justification.
Robert Irwin is the 14-year-old son of Steve Irwin. He has taken up his father’s passion for animals and it has manifested as wildlife photography. I feel like I am qualified enough to say he is remarkably good. And not just “for a 14-year-old.” His pictures often stand up to seasoned professionals in the field.
He has a mastery of both the technical and artistic aspects of photography. He has great instincts for composition. While he does have amazing access to professional equipment and exotic animals, he does not waste those opportunities. He works hard to get consistently amazing images.
Beyond that, he often uses his photography to help bring awareness to his family’s conservation efforts.
I think his father would be enormously proud of “Baby Bob.”
There have been reports of an android kidnapping two children from their residence. The mother has made accusations that the machine had threatened her and gone rogue, but the account may be unreliable because of the woman’s previous charges of disorderly conduct and child abuse in the past.
The android in question is the latest by Cyberlife: the CB360. Tailored to entertain and care for children, it is unknown what prompted the machine to commit a crime so contradictory to its programming.
(Based off of the anonymous ask sent to @lum1natrix )
@chase-brody-protection-squad
I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))
Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.
