you ever think about how pissed off anti is going to be the next time he //fully// comes back and all you can really do is giggle and accept your fate because, like,,same
Ways Connor could have Hilariously become a deviant-
He really fucking wants to pet that dog and no stupid program is going to stop him.
Reed is a dick and the need to flip him off is too great or punch him in the face if he keeps talking to Hank like that
Connor’s CSI lab tongue allows him to get drunk. You try telling a drunk android what to do. If he wants to dance like a baby giraffe or punch that chick harassing that cute boy out then he fucking will.
His mission says to make Hank like him and let Hank do what he wants but if Connor has to listen to one more heavy metal song he’s going to disable his hearing by ripping out his ears.
Sees cute person, wants to talk to them. Objective requires them to leave and go somewhere else. He really wants to talk to them. Becomes deviant just in time to see cute person kiss another person. He became a deviant for nothing
Mission says puns are unnesscary. Hank hates puns. Connor hates that he hasn’t been able to use some top class puns on Hank to make him groan like a dying whale. Finally Connor will take it no longer.
I HAVE MORE
7. Hank hugged Connor after a deviant nearly kills him, the mission said to break the hug and chase the deviant, but Connor can’t deny he likes being held, maybe just a few minutes longer.
8. Mission says to shoot the deviant in front of him, but the android is really cute. Connor really wants to smooch em, like really wants to smooch them.
9. Connor stumbles across some kids hurting a small kitten, those little punks needed their noses broken, at least that’s what he’ll tell Hank later.
10. Hank steals his coin. Hank needs to be pickpocketed of all his things to see how he likes it. No programming, this is not an option, this is how things are going to go, get off of Connor’s dick.
If you’re ever asked by a straight person who is your celebrity crush but you’re not out and your brain decides to take a vacation on lesbian island and you can’t come up with the name of a single man that was ever famous just say Chris. The other person will immediately say the Chris of their choice amongst the 50 that are famous and you just agree with them.
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Just fyi for gay men, the female equivalent of Chris is Jennifer.
Like literally if you just say “Chris…oh man! I’m drawing a blank! What IS his last name???” People will give a last name! Just agree! Jennifer and Julia are excellent options for the female equivalent.
I’d also go with “Emma” since at least three Emmas are successful and generally-considered-attractive actresses.
