I now have the image of Anti forcing JJ to tapdance, and JJ tapping out Morse Code as he does… I don’t know if I’ll write that, I’ll see what mood I’m in tomorrow.
How fucking dare you turn this purity into angst
I’m in an angsty mood, what can I say?
How dare you make me imagine Anti forcing my baby boy to tapdance in front of the other egos (or otherwise be punished far more than just taking his voice) and him tapping out a message to the others like this while trying to appear totally obedient.
How dare you make me imagine JJ failing his task and being caught by Anti while trying to send out his SOS but he can’t yell for help.
And to your left, you can see the Markiplier fandom trembling in fear while simultaneously cursing Mark
And to your right, you can see the Jacksepticeye fandom internally screaming because they know that within the next four months they will be in the same position.
Ok but have you ever considered how easy humans are to scare? Like I can imagine if aliens were a weaker species but for some reason or another needed us out of their way on earth (maybe they want to take some soil tests or something idk), but like maybe they’re too scared of us to negotiate and ask us peacefully so instead it goes kinda like this:
“Ok team, our mission is to collect as many different samples from this human planet ‘Earth’ as we can. Luckily for us, they are quite easy to intimidate if we go about it the right way. Humans have these things called ‘horror films’ in which they observe that which they fear most safely, and from a distance. The humans are unaware that we are on this mission. We need to look and act like the fearsome beings from the films they fear. You will each be assigned a disguise, and if a human spots you, you will act according to protocol, and frighten them. They will…most likely, flee.”
“Sir, what should we do if they don’t run away?” A smaller, six limbed soldier asked.
“…get away as fast as you can. Alert us, and we will all evacuate immediately. Humans are…very, very dangerous. Stronger and faster than any of us could ever be. We are relying on their fear. If they don’t flee, they could easily kill you.”
So basically, we scare easy, but if we fight, we never lose. Humans are literally brutal. We punch, kick, scratch, bite, use things as weapons, you name it, we’ll do it.
Deacon: Standing in the middle of a pond that I just decided to walk into
MacCready: Walking in a bush to cry in peace, then crying more because I don’t know where the fuck I am and somehow ended up in the bushiest goddamn part of the bush
Preston: spamming the numbers on a phone in an attempt to drunk call my crush whose number I don’t know, and then crying and confessing all my feelings to the beeping of a number that doesn’t exist
Danse: falling asleep on the toilet
Piper: picking up something and dropping it right after 50 times, the object being the most random thing that I’d otherwise never give a second look sober
Curie: “I am so drunk right now… I’m blacked out and I won’t remember this tomorrow but I remember it now.. I’m so fuckign drunj”
Cait: *drops a beer bottle* oh my FUCKING god I DROPPED A PLATE WHAT THE FUCK *somehow does it another 5 times*
Nick: *opens word* *writes “All I Can grow”* *closes word* *reads it the next morning like ??? What the fuck??? Why did I write that?? What does this mean??*
X6-88: does this stiff ass side fall when I can’t peddle a bike fast enough, and lays there for the next few hours for no particular reason
Hancock: eating pickles out of a jar at 3 am in clothes I’ve never seen in my life
Codsworth: calling my mom in tears at 3 am to tell her I love her even though you left me alone for a good portion of my life
