Honestly this is why I work 3rd shift happily.
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THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.
Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…
I feel like this is also why playing video games like Pokemon taught me to be a fast reader. I was impatient so I set the text speed to high and just went with it. It freaking works.
I AM SOBBING OMG
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Every time I see this gifset, I fall apart laughing.
Y’all know he’s masturbating, right?
I keep seeing screenshots of “Trivia Boy” on my dash, and I don’t know about anyone else, but why is it when I see this
all I can see is a combination of these two fuckers from DHMIS?
A̷̵̧L͏̻͢͜L̵̖ͭͣ͠ ͓̅I̪̱̿͡͞ ̴̶͗̋C̉̑͞Ḁ̵̵͇͔N̶̵̛ͨͭ ͯS̢̢̛̟͗Ę̟͟͏È̬̳̓͞ ̸̴͂͟҉Ǐ͖ͯS̵̹ ̶̧̢̝̜
Ạ̬ ̷̐C̞͇Ớ̶͡M͟B̬I̼N̸̢̬̤ͪA͈̭̍́͏Ţ̛̭̂̋I̵̛̮͜͠ÒN̼͈̋̔͏ ͨ́̉̀O͢Ι̱F̱̠ ͏̨̱̐̿T͉͢Ḩ̜̐ͧ͝Ḛ̎̈́́͞S̛̓́̀E̶̤̎ͦ̌ ̥͓͓̓
T͐W̪̄ͤ͟͏O̡͜ ̧̛̟̝ͮF̧̏̽U̧̳ͩC̗̳͂̕K̸͊Ę̵̥R̔͝S̯ ̨̅ͨ̀́F̴̔̾͝R̤̓̀O̸̺ͧ͝M͘͜ ̨̹͍̃D͔̲̰ͤ̄H̜̙̄M̸̶̤͛͝I̵̡̒ͨ͌Sͬ͑ͧ͑ ̷̬̅̌̋
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I’m laughing so hard right now 😂 Wtf?
…..well alright then
4? 4!
Mark’s last brain cell trying to comunicate.
me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun
nasa: u would die
me: i beg u
So @i-don-t-believe talked about Ego merch and I know I’m not Jack and that it’s not exactly what you wanted but I did it anyway xD It was really fun to make them. Especially Bro Average design with tea bag and that little G with cat ears.
“100% Real Doctor” is Jack’s handwriting from Henrik’s Power Hour.
You can find all of them HERE
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .
Sick Tiger Cub Gets Rescued From Circus, Makes Incredible Recovery And Finds Love
SHES BLEPPING IN THE LAST PHOTO HELP ME
Since so many “tiger rescues” aren’t really rescues at all, I did some googling on this one.
Good news: This is a legit rescue, carried out by Tigers in America. This organisation rescues tigers from horrible situations like this.
If you’re an animal conservationist looking for an organisation to support, Tigers in America is worth looking into.
It’s Not Easy…
Anti: Ugh! I’m sick and tired of being the bad guy all the time! One of you guys do it.
Marvin: Oh, can I be it? Everyone loves a good magician gone bad! I’ve been working on some spells-
Jackie: No way, let me be it! They’ll never see it coming!
Chase: They already think I’m the bad guy or want me dead, so why not let me?
Schneep: Hah! Zhey zhought I vas Anti before and after I came back from vacation, so why not I?
Anti: … JJ. You can be the bad guy.
JJ: 😀
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Dark: People seem to think you are weaker than me.
Wilford: Awww, that’s so cute! … Hold my martini.
Dark: … Now they think you’re me.
Wilford: Mother-
I love this and I love you op
