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If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

demigoddities:

officialgalrankeith:

partypoisonsam:

i-should-be-making-homework:

kitkat-gaster:

1-inch:

the-child-death:

the-child-death:

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

((HOW THE HELL IS THIS ON TRENDING?!?!))

WE WANT OUR FREE CANDY, DAMMIT

HHHHHHHHH

candy candy candy candy candy

Hssgaia never rb anything so fast lmfao

Spooptastic

Yes

the-queen-of-harts:

I’ve been thinking about the humans are wierd posts what if aliens only communicate verbally or telepathically and are super surprised by our gesturing.

Not only sign language but like wondering why we are waving around our hands for emphasis and military signs.

Like imagine there is a collaborative mission to explore a new planet headed by a human and the human stops in the middle of a sentence, looking around alarmed. The aliens confused at the disruption of the humans speech pattern question his well-being.

And the human Just puts a finger to his lips and gestures for them to crouch down, other humans follow the command directly. But the aliens just stand there convinced that the humans have collectively lost their minds and loudly question their actions.

Finally one of the humans whispers to explain that the captain heard something and that they need to be quiet and stay low til we know what it is.

almost-always-eventually-right:

collaterlysisters:

maxistentialist:

horriblewarning:

DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA

I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.

thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.

Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.