Wait. Venom and Eddie have a baby?!?!?? I need to know more.

astrasial:

(sorry for such a long post but this shits CUTE)okay so venom’s species reproduce through like?? fragmentation? or whatever?? whatever. venoms a scared daddy because all their other babies are evil and bad and they want it to be a hero ❤ <3. anyways here’s some panels.

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also theyre like actually good parents

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(theyre looking at little baby. little baby is a cute blob of swirly sweetness)

also!! to all the fake nerd gatekeepers who try to tell you “eddie had nothing to do with it”

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chemical connection bro!! little baby knows whats up.

after some stuff happens, little baby goes off to college. dad and dad are sad but its okay they hug it out (this is how they hug dont tell me this isnt a hug)

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agendervenom:

There’s been a few people here and there in the tags trying to start ship discourse but…

Yall seem to forget that eddie/venom are canon in the comics… this is pretty much basic level Venom lore

Venom declares their love for Eddie:

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Eddie talks to someone about being in a relationship with Venom and how much he loves it:

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They consider each other married:

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They’ve considered each other marred since the 1990 comics:

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Yet another discussion on their romantic relationship:

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Eddie considers Venom his long time romantic partner:

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They go on movie dates with each other and hold hands!!!:

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…This scene:

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Um…. anyways, heart chocolates:

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They call each other pet names CONSTANTLY:

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The ending to one of the comics has a heart symbol and the classic ‘fairy tale’ ending:

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Speaking of the heart ending, they consider their entire story in the comics to be a love story

I just… do I need to explain further?

They’ve also canonically given birth to a symbiote child before and raised it together until it went off on its own. Yep. They had a child together.

Anyways…. symbrock is canon. And it has been since 1990 when they first considered themselves married and in a relationship.

(sources: everything from Venom 1990 to the most recent Venom comics)

nerdofnerds:

I finally saw the Venom movie, and after reading through The Hunger mini-series and reading about the ongoing comic, I’ve fallen into a symbiote rabbit hole! Even more than I already had.

I’d like to read the comics, but I’m not sure where, exactly, to start or what I can skip; as much as I hate missing parts of canon, that whole Chunk where the symbiote was just a complete ass to Eddie doesn’t sound like something I could easily handle. I’m also most interested in the way the symbiote interacts with his hosts, comics focused on interpersonal drama rather than solely monster of the week fare, although…I’m willing to try most anything, haha.

If anyone has recommendations on either of those fronts, or a guide/reclist of Venom comics to read, I’d appreciate it if you let me know! PMs, Asks, Fanmail, anything’s fine with me!

celticpyro:

nishthedish:

berlynn-wohl:

nishthedish:

furlockhound:

rainybunbun:

furlockhound:

gemofsphene:

then again

the more things change….

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

“probably even earlier”

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

Snemons, or snail demons.