thepigeongazette:

‘murica!!!! Happy (early) 4th of July 🙂

P.S.: I know Gordon Ramsay’s Scottish, it’s just that he’s so ubiquitous now in American cooking competitions. Also not trying to downplay his international culinary achievements!

whyswhoswhats:

bedupolker:

stylized eevees

@hyperbali

zookeeperproblems:

tastefullyoffensive:

Flamingoing is harder than it looks. (via celesse)

I don’t know how this went so viral but I ain’t mad at it

friendlytree:

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

in-your-face-cake:

Come back!

So this happened some time ago. I lost my shit….

fucken-crybaby:

dilfosaur:

deadeye

I love when McCree isn’t painted as the useless impulsive boy

marzipanandminutiae:

feels-for-the-fictional:

satanpositive:

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

They are indeed purple,
But one thing you’ve missed:
The concept of “purple”
Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names
For a color, you see.
Hence good old Homer
And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint,
A phrasing so old,
For verses of romance
Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red.
Violets once were called blue.
I’m hugely pedantic
But what else is new?