Concept: Peter and Tony being attacked while at the tower and one of the enemies dangling Peter off the balcony of the penthouse while Tony begs for the man to let Peter go. So the enemy turns to look at Tony with a vile grin and says sure “Stark I’ll let your boy go. If you say so” and he releases his hold on Peter who stars falling to the ground thousands of feet below him.
This was Tony’s ‘genius/overprotective Iron Dad’ plan all along, though. He had a spare suit waiting a couple feet below Peter.
Tony thinking: “Pfft, you really think that after I watched my best friend and girlfriend fall to their almost deaths, I wouldn’t have a suit standing on standby for my kid who leaps off buildings every goddamn day.”
FINE no angst – this time…but instead take an overload of fluff
A few hours later once Tony is done taking down every last enemy he goes to the safe location he programmed the suit to take Peter in cases like this. He finds Peter cradled, asleep in the suits arms which good because he programmed it that way and it’s practically rocking the teen back and forth.
“Ok, you had your time with my kid. Now hand him over,” and the suit hands over Peter so delicate and careful as if it was a precious baby (bc let’s be honest Peter is Tony’s baby and he’s precious enough as it already is)
hot take: thanos knew about tony from that one planet he visited where everyone worshipped tony as a god, thats why thanos felt threatened by tony cause he tries so damn hard to be seen as god by killing millions and still fails at it but this fucking mortal from Unimportant Rock #23 has a whole fucking alien race worshipping him even though theyve never even seen him
thanos: what do you mean, you dont know that you are worshipped as god by an entire alien race
tony: i have nothing to do with it
thanos, eye twitching, strangled voice: youre telling me, you became god, by accident??
tony: i guess?
thanos: thi s is fine 🙂
guys i just read up on the Stark race and it says theyre 6 feet tall on average and their bodies are bionic,, theres a whole race of 6ft tall motherfuckers that worship tony stark thats incredible but also fucking terrifying
peter, starry-eyed: are you really a god, mister stark?
tony: naaah, i have no idea what that guy’s talking about. tall, violet and god-complex over there must confuse me with someone else.
*two days later, an army of 6ft tall, built-as-fuck, we-mean-business alien warriors is camping outside SI, ready to follow their god into battle*
A Glitch Named Anti 