flowered-antlers:

i wonder how aware tom holland and rdj are about how popular irondad and spiderson are. like i just checked and “tony stark & peter parker” is in the top 10 most popular relationships on ao3 in the mcu, and 2nd most popular platonic ship (behind bucky barnes & steve rogers). do they know that there has almost never been a paternal ship so popular in a fandom? are they even aware of it’s existence??

irondadgroupie:

ann-fortunately:

marvel-lous-things:

starkravinghazelnuts:

jess-b-thot:

bit-chalky:

Petition for there to be a Tony Stark cameo in every marvel film after A4 where he’s just chilling while the world goes to shit

signed

RDJ takes over as the new cameo guy in each MCU film. It’ll just be little things like:

Tony with cucumber slices on his eyes, treating himself at the spa; he hears a loud crash outside. He peels the cucumber slice off one eye, looking outside the window. Giant Man has just thrown a tractor trailer across town. He lays back down, “Glad it’s not my problem.”

Peter Parker has had a long adventure and then he gets a ping on his phone. It’s a video of Tony and baby Morgan playing with a Spider-Man action figure. 

A quick flash on the news of interviewers hounding Tony while he’s feeding pigeons at the park. “Would Iron Man like to comment?” Tony just stares blankly at them, “Iron Man? Who’s that?” then rollers skates pop out of his loafers and he zips away.

peter parker’s first day in college, he’s walking up the stairs, and suddenly a shiny-ass audi rolls up in front of the front door, silver fox!tony stark gets out of the car, everybody watches, the students’ jaws are on the floor, and the ever unmoved tony just withdraws his hand with a paper bag in it to peter, “you forgot your lunch, pete”

Peter fights the villain, gets tossed into the air and slams onto Tony’s car.

“Holy shit!” Tony shrieks and gets out to inspect the damage. “What the hell, kid!”

“Sorry,” Peter holds his side and groans. “Ow my head.”

““I thought it was just a normal patrol- what-?” Tony’s question dies on the lips as the villain emerges.

Peter pales: “Maybe you should-”

“Consider me gone,” Tony gets into the car. “I’ll call reinforcements.”

“That’s not-”

But Tony drives away

that-stark-family:

Tony: So…MJ huh? You know there are some precautions you should be aware when the hormones get outta control…

Peter:

Peter: Are..are you trying to give me the sex talk??

Tony: Well you’re at that age wh–

Peter: STOP stop,,i know you mean well but,,

Peter: I’m 17 and I grew up with the internet

Tony:

Peter: I’m innocent, not ignorant