huffle-puff-fander:

Oh Wilford.

Eric: uh Mr. Warfstache? Why does-does my name tag say Eric warfstache?

Wilford: (breaks into a sweat) uh oops my bad uh. Here if you want to fix it sign uh here (holds out paper).

Eric: (looks at paper) uh Mr. Warfstache, this is an-an adoption paper.

Wilford: oh what?! Man my bad again… you can still sign it.