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Incorrect quotes #4

[skipping stones on a lake]

Sole: it’s such a beautiful evening

Hancock: take that u fucking lake

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Piper: when I die, make sure it’s an open casket

Piper: the world deserves a few more moments with this face

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Deacon: Here’s a fun Christmas idea! We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing whoever is under it, you have to fight them instead

Nick: We’re not doing that

Deacon: Mistlefoe

Nick: Stop

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Sole: So, do you have a crush on anyone?

Preston: The only crush I have is crushing anxiety

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Curie: What does your fortune cookie say?

Sole: “If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.”

Hancock: So kill two.

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Sole: [looking around at everyone]

Sole: when I die, I want you to be the ones to lower me into the ground so you can let me down one last time

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Sole: I’m going to The Third Rail. Does anyone want anything?

MacCready: I want to see my wife one last time

Danse: I want to forget the truth about myself and go back to blissful ignorance so I’m not tormented by the constant conflict of knowing I am the very thing I hate most

Hancock: I want to stop feeling this restlessness and self-hatred and just be content for once

Sole: yeah I’ve got like… 12 caps…

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Cait: I’m quick at math

Nick: Okay, what’s 38×76?

Cait: 24

Nick: Not even close

Cait: But it was quick

Nick:

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Sole: What do you do when I’m gone?

Preston: Wait for you to come back

Sole: And what do you do when I’m gone?

Cait: Pray that you don’t come back

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Sole: Why is there so much trash in your room?

Hancock: I feel comfortable surrounded by what I am

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Danse: We have an intruder. How did he get in?

Sole: In-tru-da window

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Sole: [to Shaun] We don’t use bad language in this house

Hancock, in the distance: FUCK

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Sole: I drink to forget, but I always remember

Nick: you’re drinking nuka-cola