baronfulmen:

jackironsides:

Sometimes tumblr is confusing as fuck bc people will be talking about two guys with Generic White Boy Names like Simon and Gavin, and they’ll write these long text posts like

“I M A G I NE Simon kissing Gavin at the end of the day, just sweetly brushing his hair out of his face” or w/e

“Coffee shop au: Gavin is the hardworking barista and Simon comes in every day to buy coffee he doesn’t like just so that he can catch one of Gavin’s smiles”

and these posts will go on for half a page and have like eight dot points

BUT WON’T BE TAGGED WITH ANYTHING

And I think I’m fairly across most pop culture, even if some of that knowledge is second hand, but I’ve read these posts several times through and I still have NO IDEA who they’re talking about.

For all I know you’re all talking about politicians or your actual coworkers or something. I got nothing.

This is pretty much my whole dash all the time. They come in waves, so sometimes I’ll get context a few posts down like OH the new Voltron, yeah I still haven’t watched that but other times it remains a mystery forever.