the-memory-den:

Incorrect quotes #2

Sole: I see the glass as half empty, Preston sees it as half full; that’s why we make a good team. Cait, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Piper wonders why it has to be glass, and Hancock usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

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Piper: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Nick: No, I said “Piper, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said “don’t tell me what to do,” and then you licked the swing set

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Sole: Can I get some advice?

MacCready: I’m not good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Hancock: Sorry I’m late, I was doing ‘things’

Danse, visibly rattled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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[at the memory den]

Amari: Visualize the ocean

Sole: [terrified screeching]

Amari: A calm ocean

Sole: Oh

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Sole: I mean, come on, let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

[everyone hugs]

Preston: Alright, who took my wallet?

MacCready: Sorry

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Cait: Hey, cut the music, cut the music. Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet. Who the fuck wanna die?

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Sole: You could’ve died!

Hancock: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.

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Sole: Once you’ve hit rock bottom, there is nowhere to go but up!

Hancock: You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe, and I am ready to dig.

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Piper: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

X6-88: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate?

Sole: Smad.

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Sole: I’m cold.

Nick: Here, have my jacket.

Piper: I’m cold too.

Hancock: Want me to set you on fire?

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Desdemona: So, what’s it like to be traveling with Sole?

Deacon: Once, I asked them for a glass of water while they were angry with me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

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Nick: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Sole, yelling: Hey Hancock, how tall are you?

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Sole: Did it hurt? When you fell?

Danse: From heaven? No. Do you want my numb-

Sole: No I mean when you fell out of that vertibird. I watched you trip on your foot and kind of lay on the sidewalk for ten minutes.

Sole: Are you alright?

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Judge: How do you plead?

Hancock: [looks at Nick]

Nick: [mouths] Not guilty

Hancock: Hot milky

Nick: Just lock him up already

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MacCready: I have an idea

Sole: No murder

MacCready: I have no ideas

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Cait: Surgery is really just stabbing someone to life

Sole: Please never become a surgeon

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Curie: It’s unhealthy to eat past 7 pm

Sole, eating sugar bombs at 3 am: Good thing time is an illusion

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Hancock: I’m afraid of heights

Piper: Well it’s a good thing you’re short then

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Sole: Hi, I lost my companion. Can I make an announcement?

Shop vendor: Sure

Sole: [leans into the mic] Goodbye, you little shit

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Sole: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right?

X6-88: Of course.

Sole: Tell me.

X6-88: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

Sole: Good.